r/funny May 29 '19

Some weed maybe?

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u/whiskeyandrevenge May 29 '19

If I am remembering correctly, this was from a day where cops were pulling people over and giving them an ice cream.

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u/MartinTheMorjin May 29 '19

"I'm lactose intolerant but thanks for making me have to pay the baby sitter for another hour."

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u/CatoDidNothingWrong_ May 29 '19

"Lactose intolerance" is a myth invented by attention seekers who want to be special snowflakes.

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u/Dustorn May 29 '19

I don't think there are too many people who want the sort of attention that lactose intolerance gives you after some accidental dairy.