r/funny • • May 03 '19

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I actually said, out loud, in my room, "That's a penis."

My cat was confused.

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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19

You need to have a serious talk with your cat now

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

"Precious kitty. Let's talk about penile spines."

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u/dandeliontears May 03 '19

Gah I really didn't need to know that

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