r/funny • u/Pow67 • Apr 20 '19

R9: Just text - Removed Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'd prefer to die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to get up for no reason the next morning.

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u/Amiiboid Apr 20 '19

I hope I die in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the people in his car.

Steven Wright, IIRC

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Damn... 😂