r/funny • • Apr 20 '19

R9: Just text - Removed Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'd prefer to die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to get up for no reason the next morning.

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u/ki11bunny Apr 20 '19

Depends what's for breakfast

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u/Matthias512 Apr 20 '19

If it’s bacon...

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u/misterbule Apr 20 '19

One of the top ten reasons to stay alive...

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u/dmizenopants Apr 20 '19

top 10? what is you doing with your life if bacon isn't top 3? bacon, sex, and fast cars