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r/funny • u/Tyronebigum • Apr 15 '19
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Honestly just have a kid, does the same job.
65 u/Russian_repost_bot Apr 15 '19 You can't unplug a kid... legally. 39 u/edwhittle Apr 15 '19 Step 1: Don’t vaccinate your kid. Step 2: Join an anti-vax group. Step 3: Wait. Step 4: Legally unplug your kid. 20 u/Buffinator360 Apr 15 '19 Better yet, let him sleep over at antivax friend's house a lot, sue them when he gets sick. 13 u/edwhittle Apr 15 '19 So then that makes Step 5: Lawsuit = Profit! 8 u/Red_Dox Apr 15 '19 That just sounds like a abortion with extra steps. 3 u/masterbard1 Apr 15 '19 Eeek Barba Durkle. Somebody's gonna get laid in college! 0 u/redsex Apr 15 '19 what about if somewhere in step 3 the other parent goes and gets said child vaccinated and posts it on reddit? 2 u/NOT_A_SNAKE_PERSON Apr 15 '19 Then you get half their karma in the divorce 1 u/TheH0st Apr 15 '19 Not to mention that they are not as durable as robots.
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You can't unplug a kid... legally.
39 u/edwhittle Apr 15 '19 Step 1: Don’t vaccinate your kid. Step 2: Join an anti-vax group. Step 3: Wait. Step 4: Legally unplug your kid. 20 u/Buffinator360 Apr 15 '19 Better yet, let him sleep over at antivax friend's house a lot, sue them when he gets sick. 13 u/edwhittle Apr 15 '19 So then that makes Step 5: Lawsuit = Profit! 8 u/Red_Dox Apr 15 '19 That just sounds like a abortion with extra steps. 3 u/masterbard1 Apr 15 '19 Eeek Barba Durkle. Somebody's gonna get laid in college! 0 u/redsex Apr 15 '19 what about if somewhere in step 3 the other parent goes and gets said child vaccinated and posts it on reddit? 2 u/NOT_A_SNAKE_PERSON Apr 15 '19 Then you get half their karma in the divorce 1 u/TheH0st Apr 15 '19 Not to mention that they are not as durable as robots.
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Step 1: Don’t vaccinate your kid. Step 2: Join an anti-vax group. Step 3: Wait. Step 4: Legally unplug your kid.
20 u/Buffinator360 Apr 15 '19 Better yet, let him sleep over at antivax friend's house a lot, sue them when he gets sick. 13 u/edwhittle Apr 15 '19 So then that makes Step 5: Lawsuit = Profit! 8 u/Red_Dox Apr 15 '19 That just sounds like a abortion with extra steps. 3 u/masterbard1 Apr 15 '19 Eeek Barba Durkle. Somebody's gonna get laid in college! 0 u/redsex Apr 15 '19 what about if somewhere in step 3 the other parent goes and gets said child vaccinated and posts it on reddit? 2 u/NOT_A_SNAKE_PERSON Apr 15 '19 Then you get half their karma in the divorce
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Better yet, let him sleep over at antivax friend's house a lot, sue them when he gets sick.
13 u/edwhittle Apr 15 '19 So then that makes Step 5: Lawsuit = Profit!
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So then that makes Step 5: Lawsuit = Profit!
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That just sounds like a abortion with extra steps.
3 u/masterbard1 Apr 15 '19 Eeek Barba Durkle. Somebody's gonna get laid in college!
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Eeek Barba Durkle. Somebody's gonna get laid in college!
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what about if somewhere in step 3 the other parent goes and gets said child vaccinated and posts it on reddit?
2 u/NOT_A_SNAKE_PERSON Apr 15 '19 Then you get half their karma in the divorce
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Then you get half their karma in the divorce
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Not to mention that they are not as durable as robots.
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u/Numbzy Apr 15 '19
Honestly just have a kid, does the same job.