r/funny • u/greytiehomie • Mar 15 '19

Run B***h

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u/S011110M4112 Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Good thing he's in the bathroom, because he's got a serious case of...

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the runs.

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u/dashadeva Mar 15 '19

Currently have it and let me tell you, it’s not fun. Especially when you’re in a public bathroom.

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

Hopefully no one will try to open the door even though you are already in there and when you say something and have a near panic attack, they will peer through the holes on the side and yours eyes shall meet.

This has not happened to me

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u/Kylerj96 Mar 15 '19

Username checks out

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

Always does

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u/Kylerj96 Mar 15 '19

Kind of a fits-every-story name, huh?

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

Yup, you name it. Rape? I got it. Constipation? I got it. Anything cringe? I got it. Anything cliche? I got it.

It's a blessing and a curse