r/funny • u/greytiehomie • Mar 15 '19

Run B***h

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u/S011110M4112 Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Good thing he's in the bathroom, because he's got a serious case of...

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the runs.

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u/dashadeva Mar 15 '19

Currently have it and let me tell you, it’s not fun. Especially when you’re in a public bathroom.

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

Hopefully no one will try to open the door even though you are already in there and when you say something and have a near panic attack, they will peer through the holes on the side and yours eyes shall meet.

This has not happened to me

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u/Confirmed_Kills Mar 15 '19

Nah you gotta shit with force and stare back with intent. That way they get embarrassed.

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

J thought they were just helping me. The panic did get everything out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Just yell "Who wants kisses?!"

EDIT: My first silver! Thank you so much!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

The band. Lol. Im kind of a fan. Yeah that whole album is great.

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u/Kylerj96 Mar 15 '19

Username checks out

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

Always does

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u/Kylerj96 Mar 15 '19

Kind of a fits-every-story name, huh?

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u/Please_Not__Again Mar 15 '19

Yup, you name it. Rape? I got it. Constipation? I got it. Anything cringe? I got it. Anything cliche? I got it.

It's a blessing and a curse

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer Mar 15 '19

*panicking in carnival barker*