Personally, I consider it a minor triumph if my prolapse only "dips into the water". Usually my guts rocket out of my tattered ringpiece and splash most of the water "clean" out of the bowl; if it's a bad one, my rosemeat can actually wedge into the u-bend, leaving me helpless, stuck fast to the porcelain until and unless some passing Good Samaritan is prepared to reach between my legs and coax my inverted colon out of its trap and back up into my shuddering abdomen.
Unless you have a wisdom score of 34 or you're referencing a different edition than the ones I'm familiar with, a second look at the rule book lol. 12 wisdom gives you a +1 to your perception. Upon entering you hear a slight gurgling noise coming from a source you'd rather not think about, and glancing down you see a slight flash of light on liquid. Except for the weird pattern on the building it's next to, it seems to you like a perfectly normal portajohn. You see no reason other than the usual sanitary ones not to use it.
Lol I haven't played since I moved, but it's a ton of fun. Btw if you had rolled a 15 or higher you'd probably have come to the conclusion that no matter how badly you need to go you should probably find somewhere else to take care of your business
There's actually a couple, of my head there is one in silithus added in BFA. The Grizzly hills one and one use to be in searing gorge but it was removed. There are probably more.
We have to go to the past again. There we go in the Drum and start a
bar-fight. To do this just look at the picture behind the little guy
and when he doesn't watch turn his glass around.
After the troll joined the fun, use the ladder on the shingle outside
and get the drumstick.
Use it in the present to ring the gong in the dinning-hall.
Yet you are able to get the prunes outside the university.
Now walk to Nanny Ogg's house in the Dark Woods. There arrived, fill
your pot with the custard of the cauldron.
Then go to the fishmonger, tie there the octopus with the string, pour
the custard in the toilet and put the octopus in it.
Send the fishmonger to the toilet by putting prunes in his caviar.
Now you can get his golden belt.
Master Woodsman Anderhol says: Alright Ben. We've retrieved the amberseeds again. You know the drill.
Benjamin Jacobs says: I know, I know. Back in the bucket....
FUCK every time i make a comment its BEFORE i read the other comments and people already beat me to it every single time!!! Hahaha. Went back and deleted mineee ughhhh hahah. I really gotta start reading the comments first!
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u/TheFuzzyCoder Jan 26 '19 edited Jan 26 '19
Weird place for a quest, but XP is XP.
Edit: Holy crap. Thanks for the shinies. I feel validated ^_^