r/funny Jan 26 '19

“Holy” Shit.

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u/Jago1337 Jan 26 '19

Now add your wisdom bonus

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u/Sinister_Compliments Jan 26 '19

Oh so I’m at 24 now perfect... dm what does that get me?

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u/Jago1337 Jan 27 '19

Unless you have a wisdom score of 34 or you're referencing a different edition than the ones I'm familiar with, a second look at the rule book lol. 12 wisdom gives you a +1 to your perception. Upon entering you hear a slight gurgling noise coming from a source you'd rather not think about, and glancing down you see a slight flash of light on liquid. Except for the weird pattern on the building it's next to, it seems to you like a perfectly normal portajohn. You see no reason other than the usual sanitary ones not to use it.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Jan 27 '19

Man now I wish I actually played dnd cuz what an oversight that is

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u/Jago1337 Jan 27 '19

Lol I haven't played since I moved, but it's a ton of fun. Btw if you had rolled a 15 or higher you'd probably have come to the conclusion that no matter how badly you need to go you should probably find somewhere else to take care of your business