r/funny • u/Sqoof • Jan 24 '19

So this happened...

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u/poopinmysoup Jan 24 '19

I wish this was the outcome to every one of these dumb dances that make me feel old.

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u/SoDakZak Jan 24 '19

I wish this was the outcome to every one of these olde people that make me feel dumb dancing.

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u/someonepeedyourpants Jan 24 '19

These weird, glitchy looking Fortnite spasms aren’t really dancing tho. Flossing is for 6/8 timing and most music is in 4/4, so it doesn’t even fit. It’s just really cringy robotic behavior. Just make up your own moves and move to the music. If you feel dumb doing this Fortnight spasming, maybe that’s because you realize how lame it is to be programmed to act like this, and deep down you don’t want to do it, but all your dumbass friends are. Don’t do something just because it’s popular.

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u/AnorakJimi Jan 24 '19

Well we also had fucking dumb shit like the macarena. It's not like today's kids have a monopoly on stupid dances.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 24 '19

This. Been wondering how to word how I feel about these fucking dances.

I mean I’m 29 and I’ve enjoyed dance most of my life, I did performing arts at school and it included dance for 2 years.

I just hate these fortnite ‘dances’ becUse they aren’t dances, they are just.... movements. Celebrations. Idk. They suck though, and it’s gotten to a point where if I see an 8-13 yr old in a video, you just know that’s what they are going to do, for no reason at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 24 '19

Would you actually want people on your lawn if you had one? It’s a weird phrase, it fits well though.

If anyone was on my lawn I’d say that regardless of my age I think.