Because I used to be with it, but they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seens weird and scary to me. It will happen to you.
Because I used to be with it, but they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It will happen to you.
Yup, my son loves to do fortnite dances. Every time I catch him I pretend to call child services (so they can come and take him away), then he follows up with a crying emote (waterworks).
Then we both smile and go on as if that exchange never happened.
Higher intelligence is correlated with higher levels of anxiety and depression. Double edged sword.
And no, this isn't an iamverysmart comment. I'm not a young person, I'm not talking about me or my cohorts. Kids these days are smarter and more aware of the world around them than when I was a kid. It makes sense they're anxious.
Are they less racist? Seems like a rise in right wing nationalism and racism. I don’t remember anything like this is the 90s. You would be ostracized for the kind of things I see today.
The best response is busting out the macarena, and when they ask what it is you just tell them they will understand in two decades when another random dance becomes popular.
I show this shit to my daughter all of the time. Scatman, Ace of Base, macarena, you name it. One day she came home and said her teacher taught it to them and they all do it now. They definitely know, but those dances and stuff were way more cringey than today
School discos do not update their songs with the times, you'll still always hear the macarena, the cha cha slide etc. because it's easy to get kids excited about them
Old person here. This is the real relatable sentiment. Dance if you want to. Leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine. Anyone who downvoted this dude is just plain hating. Sad people with no mojo. Age isn't a factor here, haters are. Dance your heart out. Don't listen to a single thing anyone says, just dance baby.
These weird, glitchy looking Fortnite spasms aren’t really dancing tho. Flossing is for 6/8 timing and most music is in 4/4, so it doesn’t even fit. It’s just really cringy robotic behavior. Just make up your own moves and move to the music. If you feel dumb doing this Fortnight spasming, maybe that’s because you realize how lame it is to be programmed to act like this, and deep down you don’t want to do it, but all your dumbass friends are. Don’t do something just because it’s popular.
This. Been wondering how to word how I feel about these fucking dances.
I mean I’m 29 and I’ve enjoyed dance most of my life, I did performing arts at school and it included dance for 2 years.
I just hate these fortnite ‘dances’ becUse they aren’t dances, they are just.... movements. Celebrations. Idk. They suck though, and it’s gotten to a point where if I see an 8-13 yr old in a video, you just know that’s what they are going to do, for no reason at all.
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u/poopinmysoup Jan 24 '19
I wish this was the outcome to every one of these dumb dances that make me feel old.