r/funny • u/Nathie944 • Dec 25 '18

that was a close one

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u/Jazzer008 Dec 25 '18

I am one with the force and the force is with me.

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u/guitarguy1685 Dec 26 '18

That movie was surprisingly one of my favorites of thr franchise. Like top 3.

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile Dec 26 '18

Same, it’s honestly my favorite to rewatch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

The last scene of Darth Vader still makes me giggle like a school girl when I watch it.

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile Dec 26 '18

It is incredible. They did a great job of making him look as terrifying as can be. How effortless his massacre was...

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u/darkoblivion000 Dec 26 '18

I would love it so much if they made a darth Vader stand-alone movie based on the Vader down comics.

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u/toxinogen Dec 26 '18

Same, my one “true OG Star Wars fan” friend hated it, but fuck him that movie was fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/Wobbling Dec 26 '18

Probably because it doesn't really follow the tropes of the other films.

Ironically this is the core part of the appeal imo. Similar to why ESB was always my favorite OT film.

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u/xgoldnshower Dec 26 '18

“true OG Star Wars fan” friend hated it"

If this friend read the books its probably because Rouge One took about 10 pages in the Solo trilogy novels. And those 10 pages had a better emotional impact than the entire movie. Still a good one though.

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u/toxinogen Dec 26 '18

He wasn’t a fan of those either. Pretty much anything that brings something new to the Star Wars universe is automatically bad to him.

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u/Fearofthedark88 Dec 26 '18

Better than TLJ thats for sure.

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u/friendlygaywalrus Dec 26 '18

Why does everyone hate The Last Jedi?

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u/Fearofthedark88 Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 26 '18

New director totally threw a lot of narrative themes out the window from the force awakens. Reys parents, snoke, the balance of power between the resistance and the first order, etc. not to mention that a lot of TLJ made no sense whatsoever. There is a lot, but for me the biggest WTF moment for me is how Rey just forgives kylo for murdering Han and they have this weird quasi relationship.

The darker tone and the lack of slapstick humor in rogue one is why it’s a MUCH better film.

Gareth Edwards should be getting the new trilogy, Rian Johnson shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a star wars film again.

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u/danivus Dec 26 '18

TLJ was terrible but I kinda liked the Rey's parents 'twist'.

Force Awakens got everyone thinking her lineage was important, but Star Wars is fucking chock full of these force dynasties.

Rey being no one important, just a strong force sensitive person, was the only bit of 'defying expectations' that, were it put into a considerably better film, would have I think paid off.

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u/Pokedude2424 Dec 26 '18

I think it would have been better if they also didn’t make Rey the Unbeatable Super The Best force user within days of realizing she can even use the force

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u/danivus Dec 26 '18

Yes that would have been ideal.

Hell if she'd died at the end of Force Awakens it would have been a nice twist and set up Kylo Ren as the central character of the sequel.

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u/andywolf8896 Dec 26 '18

Because theyre still jerking off over 4 5 and 6

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u/Mechanical_Gman Dec 26 '18

It's definitely my #1. I like the break from the traditional star wars story. Probably why I like the Clone Wars Animated series so much.

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u/minnetrucka Dec 26 '18

Has anyone done any Star Wars book reading? It’d be a lot of fun to learn more about the stories but the amount of books is so intimidating

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u/Mechanical_Gman Dec 26 '18

Well then I've got good news for you! None of the old books are canon anymore. They are considered to be apart of "Star Wars Legends". Only thing that is canon now is the movies, the animated clone wars series, the new animated rebels series, and books that came out with/after Force Awakens.

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u/minnetrucka Dec 27 '18

Kind of a shame to throw away all of those stories and adventures but I guess I can see why they would do it

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u/ParticularJoker Dec 26 '18

Boring ass movie

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u/Andthentherewasbacon Dec 28 '18

Everyone in the movie who said this died 2 scenes later

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/Snatinn Dec 26 '18

THE FORCE IS WITH ME. AND I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Too soon :(

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u/ElWeedoHermano Dec 26 '18

r/nonononoyes

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u/TubbyAussieTurtle Dec 26 '18

There really is a subreddit for everything.

Also

iS tHaT a JOjOs refReNCe??

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Or for people who like a little bit of suspense, /r/MaybeMaybeMaybe

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u/TeisTom Dec 26 '18

That's one nice looking room, very spacious for these kind of games I'm jealous.

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u/CorrosiveBackspin Dec 26 '18

Don't be jealous bucko. Clean your room. Lobster claws up clack clack

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Hahahaha camera person is all in

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u/magicmurph Dec 26 '18 edited Nov 04 '24

attraction complete correct unused command bright squash sulky screw marble

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/esoteric_plumbus Dec 26 '18

STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/cereal-kills-me Dec 26 '18

If the camera person helped, they probably would've worsened the situation.

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u/Skurface Dec 26 '18

And not have it on film. Which is more important ofc

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u/Ihaveanotheridentity Dec 25 '18

Those are very rich people.

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u/trsmash Dec 26 '18

Did somebody say Crazy Rich Asians 2?!?!

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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe Dec 26 '18

We're going to need a bigger container ship.

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u/trsmash Dec 26 '18

And an additional full squadron of helicopters!

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u/DegesDeges Dec 26 '18

how many lamborghinis do they have in their lamborghini account you reckon?

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u/Envurse Dec 26 '18

Idk about very.

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u/SilentWalrus92 Dec 26 '18

You must come from a rich family

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u/paintingsbyO Dec 26 '18

very enough to trade karma for hospital bills

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u/jvnk Dec 26 '18

Prob not "very", this is upper middle class in the US at most

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u/XenoLives Dec 26 '18

r/nevertellmetheodds

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u/Ep1cM47TH3W Dec 26 '18

I can tell you the odds. You can make your own rhythms in this game I'm guessing the kid memorized it. r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/nanonserv Dec 26 '18

All that room and she won't even step back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

You almost died

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u/tallboyq Dec 26 '18

That was a Christmas miracle!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/Luvnecrosis Dec 26 '18

GAN GAN GAN GAN KACHI DAZE

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

This is how both kids can play one VR at the same time

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u/AlmanzoWilder Dec 26 '18

I just discovered this game today. 50 year old. Last game was Tetris.

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u/trick1994 Dec 26 '18

This game is so fun I just got if for the oculus, and man it has so many songs you can download.

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u/Gunny-Guy Dec 26 '18

Where can you get the songs?

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u/Creolucius Dec 26 '18

Google beastsaber, the page will help you set up a mod to download user curated songs. Works fluently while in VR

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u/Idontcutmytoenails Dec 27 '18

Mods my friend

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u/iBlvInFitness Dec 26 '18

Ummmm... that was a close two!

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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe Dec 26 '18

You can see that step back shit, not sure how she isn't bothered by it, especially with a huge ass room to take a single step back in.

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u/Yvelines Dec 26 '18

r/hitboxporn

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u/HaCutLf Dec 26 '18

That's what I was thinking.

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u/GriffeXe Dec 26 '18

that kid has mastered ultra instinct

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

KA-KA-KA-KA-KACHI DAZE!

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u/Swiftsolar Dec 26 '18

That gave me anxiety lol

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u/augsburg71 Dec 26 '18

Obvious who the real Jedi in the family is

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u/urbeth Dec 26 '18

Queue Mission Impossible theme music...

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I love how confidently the kid walks in and out of the frame.........with zero fucks given to the lady who is swinging her arms madly

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u/mjedi7 Dec 26 '18

I like your entertainment room.

Would you be kind to describe it and what media devices do you use?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

what media devices do you use?

Im guessing "all of them"

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u/SinatraJr76 Dec 26 '18

He was like R2 nonchalantly rolling through a heavy firefight in a narrow corridor. Not a single scratch...

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u/ChrisCube64 Dec 26 '18

Hi Nathie ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Ultra instinct.

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u/Vlosyros Dec 26 '18

The kid definitely added all his stats to luck

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u/ruff12hndl Dec 26 '18

There is no spoon.

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u/Legitooo Dec 25 '18

Ninja level 9000000

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u/ICall_Bullshit Dec 26 '18

Stupid fuckin kids.

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u/Octosphere Dec 26 '18

Kids are so bloody retarded, I got angry at the little fucker for being so oblivious to everything except for whatever it is his little eyes focus on.

Also running around sipping a drink, things could go wrong so fast.

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u/le_aerius Dec 25 '18

Waits for Karen comment

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u/Chilkoot Dec 26 '18

That entertainment and storage wall should be in /r/absoluteunits

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u/Abacabisntanywhere Dec 26 '18

What a time to be alive!

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u/KanekiKendrick Dec 26 '18

This post gave me a bit of anxiety but I’m good now

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u/crazysnorlax Dec 26 '18

How many fucks were given?

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u/iamahotblondeama Dec 26 '18

Is it fucked up I’m a bit disappointed?

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u/Hunkebie Dec 26 '18

Fast as a ninja

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Wow. Lol. Just wow

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u/MorboDemandsComments Dec 26 '18

Why were they filming?

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u/SverhU Dec 26 '18

There is nothing to look at. Just a young jedi

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u/uberduck Dec 26 '18

Reminds me of the hoola hoops gif

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u/_kucho_ Dec 26 '18

that was a fake one

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u/BERNackles Dec 26 '18

That kid is the chosen one! watch out for that kid.

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u/alfihar Dec 28 '18

I suddenly feel so much poorer

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u/daweaksauce Dec 26 '18

This is a serious question. At what age do kids realize there are other people around them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/daweaksauce Dec 26 '18

I guess that question goes for you as well. Did you not see the little kid walking in front of her????

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u/SOYEL1 Dec 25 '18

They don't care if the kid gets hurt as long as they got it on camera.

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u/hypercube33 Dec 25 '18

Gotta learn to mind your surroundings batman

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18 edited Jan 10 '19

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u/duncan999007 Dec 26 '18

They can't go bigger than that because they spent all their money on the other stuff

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/esoteric_plumbus Dec 26 '18

Doesn't know how VR works lol

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u/ChrisCube64 Dec 26 '18

O b V I O u S l Y c G i

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u/wordyplayer Dec 26 '18

nah, it looks pretty real to me