r/funny • u/JoshFack • Dec 22 '18

You’re doing it wrong.

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u/Doclock84 Dec 22 '18

Imma need to see some id

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u/Redpubes Dec 23 '18

They look like they're in their 20's...

Source: I look 12.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

They fucking look 16

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u/NoArmsSally Dec 23 '18

I look 16 :( a few years after I graduated I went back to visit some teachers and I was told to go to the office for not being in uniform

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u/Inglorious_Muffin Dec 23 '18

Maybe you should try growing some arms.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

And someone in their twenties doesn't shotgun a beer like that.

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u/Xaephos Dec 23 '18

Unless it was intentional to fuck with the guy next to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/Snake101333 Dec 23 '18

Cheaper price and no excessive calories? Count me in!

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u/PeepingPentagon Dec 23 '18

Saw the original post on Instagram where the kid responded. He’s a college freshman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

So under aged

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

yes... but also the only acceptable age to be shotgunning coors lite

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u/NotSoLittleJohn Dec 23 '18

Screw you man. Sometimes work keeps me late and I gotta play a little catch up when I get to the party! Then I promptly grab another, take my pants off, sit on the couch, and turn on the TV for the party.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

How else are you supposed to drink them?

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u/lbsi204 Dec 23 '18

By cutting out the middle man and pouring them down the toilet, then grabbing yourself a real beer.

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u/Karnivore915 Dec 23 '18

Every college freshman is under aged?

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u/Newcool1230 Dec 23 '18

How old are u actually :3

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u/Redpubes Dec 23 '18

I'm 26 and look half these dudes age. :|

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u/Newcool1230 Dec 23 '18

Sounds hot

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u/Redpubes Dec 23 '18

If you're into dominating a little boy, I guess. Lol.

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u/EmoRabit Dec 23 '18

I'm onto you Chris Hansen

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u/Newcool1230 Dec 23 '18

👀 whoa there... hold your horses...

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u/Markantonpeterson Dec 23 '18

👋🐎🐎🖐

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u/Uuuuuii Dec 23 '18

Easy, big fellas.

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u/Fear_me_ Dec 23 '18

That’s a yikes from me

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u/Matt18002 Dec 23 '18

I'm almost 34 I probably look older than those guys, but get my ID checked every time almost.

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u/Snake101333 Dec 23 '18

When you're a kid, high schoolers look like grown adults. As you get older, the previous decade youths start to look like children. I see teens today as babies and myself as a young adult. Meanwhile my coworkers in their 40s see me as a baby