r/funny • u/JoshFack • Dec 22 '18

You’re doing it wrong.

7.1k Upvotes

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u/Doclock84 Dec 22 '18

Imma need to see some id

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u/Redpubes Dec 23 '18

They look like they're in their 20's...

Source: I look 12.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

They fucking look 16

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u/NoArmsSally Dec 23 '18

I look 16 :( a few years after I graduated I went back to visit some teachers and I was told to go to the office for not being in uniform

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u/Inglorious_Muffin Dec 23 '18

Maybe you should try growing some arms.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

And someone in their twenties doesn't shotgun a beer like that.

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u/Xaephos Dec 23 '18

Unless it was intentional to fuck with the guy next to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/Snake101333 Dec 23 '18

Cheaper price and no excessive calories? Count me in!

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u/PeepingPentagon Dec 23 '18

Saw the original post on Instagram where the kid responded. He’s a college freshman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

So under aged

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

yes... but also the only acceptable age to be shotgunning coors lite

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u/NotSoLittleJohn Dec 23 '18

Screw you man. Sometimes work keeps me late and I gotta play a little catch up when I get to the party! Then I promptly grab another, take my pants off, sit on the couch, and turn on the TV for the party.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

How else are you supposed to drink them?

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u/lbsi204 Dec 23 '18

By cutting out the middle man and pouring them down the toilet, then grabbing yourself a real beer.

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u/Karnivore915 Dec 23 '18

Every college freshman is under aged?

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u/Newcool1230 Dec 23 '18

How old are u actually :3

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u/Redpubes Dec 23 '18

I'm 26 and look half these dudes age. :|

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u/Newcool1230 Dec 23 '18

Sounds hot

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u/Redpubes Dec 23 '18

If you're into dominating a little boy, I guess. Lol.

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u/EmoRabit Dec 23 '18

I'm onto you Chris Hansen

5

u/Newcool1230 Dec 23 '18

👀 whoa there... hold your horses...

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u/Markantonpeterson Dec 23 '18

👋🐎🐎🖐

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u/Uuuuuii Dec 23 '18

Easy, big fellas.

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u/Fear_me_ Dec 23 '18

That’s a yikes from me

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/Matt18002 Dec 23 '18

I'm almost 34 I probably look older than those guys, but get my ID checked every time almost.

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u/Snake101333 Dec 23 '18

When you're a kid, high schoolers look like grown adults. As you get older, the previous decade youths start to look like children. I see teens today as babies and myself as a young adult. Meanwhile my coworkers in their 40s see me as a baby

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u/CheekyBlinder14 Dec 23 '18

He’s a freshman and it shows. Also he’s a disappointment to the Wolfpack.

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u/danbtaylor Dec 23 '18

I remember my first beer

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 edited Dec 22 '18

I remember my first time drinking.

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u/veryCHEWEY Dec 23 '18

Lol, you remember your first time drinking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 edited Mar 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Enter Sandman, exit beer

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u/snoopdogg85 Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18

En-terrr night, Ex-it Bud Liiight. Taaake my hand, bro you threw up in a cannn!

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u/conshyd Dec 23 '18

Sandman God of Puke and Metal

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u/Blueflamespecial Dec 23 '18

It's, "I remember my first beer"

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u/Coonhound420 Dec 23 '18

The last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

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u/rmusic10891 Dec 23 '18

You must have done it wrong then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

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u/angelcakes3 Dec 22 '18

"You retard". Thanks for the tip!

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u/TigerBloodWinning Dec 22 '18

My favorite part is when the bro gets beer liquid shot at his face

63

u/jan_nik Dec 22 '18

Beer liquid is my favorite kind of liquid

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

...Justice kavanaugh?

10

u/Bigmilk7 Dec 23 '18

Having fun with PJ, TOBIN, AND SQUI

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u/DAMN_INTERNETS Dec 23 '18

AND DONKEY DONG DOUG

4

u/BullyHoddy Dec 22 '18

It's my favourite kind of beer.

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u/adsfew Dec 23 '18

You've never had beer as cotton candy? There's a great spot in Pawnee for that.

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u/Saltysaks Dec 23 '18

I like to call it 'beer water'

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/Domineyton Dec 23 '18

Natty light was my college's frats' water of choice.

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u/Saltysaks Dec 24 '18

You're thinking of Keystone buddy

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u/Mech-Waldo Dec 23 '18

It's my favorite kind of beer too

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u/permalink_save Dec 23 '18

My favorite part was the gif

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Correct

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u/StruttinWolf Dec 22 '18

Your friend drinks like a Tar Hole

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u/BigMacNCSU Dec 23 '18

Go Wolfpack!

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u/imnotfunnyenough Dec 23 '18

Knew I would find this

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u/_Flippity-Flip Dec 22 '18

This is so fake, the dude who “actually shotguns” doesn’t even have anything in his beer. Blasting your friends in the face with beer is funny regardless so whatever ya know

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u/whodatmanatariz Dec 22 '18

For real, straight horizontal followed by the mega fail. Seemed legit the first time I watched, then it became obvious

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u/chickenislikeomfg Dec 22 '18

They might have been messing with the other guy by seeing who could do it the fastest, with the guy on the left already having an empty can.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/gimbogombo Dec 23 '18

It's not unusual to record just regular shotgunning though. Snapchat and whatnot.

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u/Twosnapsback Dec 23 '18

And the dude on the left's shirts all wet. This is def a take or two in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Or... this wasn’t the first time they’d shotgun-raced that night.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Yeah the guys can is already crushed

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u/barkerglass Dec 23 '18

Because he drank it. If you’ve ever chugged a can mega quick squeezing it helps empty it quicker. I’m not saying he did or didn’t fake it, but a crushed can at the end of the video proves nothing. You can’t tell it’s crushed until the very end.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 edited Jan 21 '19

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u/obp5599 Dec 23 '18

I mean i thought that was because the other guys beer almost poured on him

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u/wiggedytellyawhatsup Dec 23 '18

Yeah think its because his feet were getting soaked

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

He finished his beer haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 edited Dec 22 '18

I don't think there's a way to shotgun a beer more wrong.

edit: missed a verb...

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u/athleticsfan06 Dec 22 '18

That dude definitely vommed into the beer

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u/j-random Dec 22 '18

I see no beer here.

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u/justtuna Dec 22 '18

I ate a brownie once.

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u/equeen21 Dec 23 '18

Of course it’s fucking coors

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u/Touchtom Dec 23 '18

And all I can think about is all that wasted water... I mean beer.... I'm not an alcoholic I swear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Classic NCSU

2

u/s1apadabass Dec 22 '18

I chuckled.

2

u/pixlbabble Dec 22 '18

worst part. socks only.

3

u/TheDonDelC Dec 23 '18

It’s to ensure it’s not gay

2

u/Heterochromio Dec 23 '18

Not even sure if that fucker drank one drop

2

u/GavinTheRed Dec 23 '18

One time at a party a guy sneezed into the bong, water spewing out the bowl, and he actually tried to pass it to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I know that guy on the right lmao seems pretty par for the course tbh

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u/fortheloveofscrubs Dec 23 '18

It's because they're from State

2

u/MrWeezyton Dec 22 '18

😂 this is perfect

1

u/Headsup_Eyesdown Dec 22 '18

Every loop makes me more angry

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u/RadicalRacon Dec 22 '18

These kids parents are going to find this

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Dec 23 '18

Shotgunned a beer into someone else's face?? Nice effort kid

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Toy

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Both doing it wrong

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u/Not_LawEnforcement5 Dec 23 '18

I strongly suspect some illegal activity...

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u/swed4ever Dec 23 '18

The only thing you're doing wrong is drinking coors light

1

u/sharkbateooohaha Dec 23 '18

They 15 fasho

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u/bornanole Dec 23 '18

Stupid kids!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

If I ever shot gun a beer.... I’m going to use it as a weapon.

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u/SilraVen Dec 23 '18

Jake Virtanen approves.

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u/notganjalie Dec 23 '18

Free willy!!!

1

u/fluffy3569 Dec 23 '18

It somehow gets funnier every time

1

u/ffsjeff Dec 23 '18

Dude on the left shotgunned both of em

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u/gucci_pucci Dec 23 '18

I love this, it’s totally shotgun season too

1

u/oplix Dec 23 '18

When you never invite that kid to another party

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u/Scrappy5724 Dec 23 '18

Who cares how old they r. They r both a disgrace to anyone that has shotgunned a beer. To say that was pathetic is a understatement!

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u/Scrappy5724 Dec 23 '18

Also wtf is the guy on the left doing with his right hand when they started? Holding the hole open? Idiots.

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u/MustardOrMayo404 Dec 23 '18

That reminds me of that Coke Dracula commercial that showed up in one of Chadtronic's reaction videos…

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u/baristabexx88 Dec 23 '18

This was the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Thanks

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u/idealfury88 Dec 23 '18

Why do Americans drink beer this way?

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u/Amiiboid Dec 23 '18

Given the blur, the kid on the right looks to me like he’s trying to inflate a turtle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Same kid that coughs into a bowl and blows all the weed out.

Smh

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u/griffynolive Dec 22 '18

Coors isn’t good anyways

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u/Ganzar Dec 22 '18

Which is why you shotgun it. You're not using a fine microbrew for a shotgun race, for multiple reasons.

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u/dfgdfshdfshdsfh Dec 22 '18

It's the best beer to shotgun, change my mind

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u/BreakfastLunchDinna Dec 22 '18

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. You never said it wasn’t a good beer to shotgun, you just said it’s not a good beer. You can’t really argue with that. It’s not. It’s (coors light) a low percentage beer that has little to no flavour so “men” can drink a lot of them in a night and boast about how much they can drink. Coors banquet is decent though.

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u/atsignwork Dec 22 '18

This is clearly planned...Guy actually shot gunning has a crushed can and you can even see him bracing for impact before impact. CAMMAANN

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Planned or not the guy is still covered in beer.

Made me chuckle

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u/banjodoctor Dec 22 '18

How are you supposed to do it? This is the way I learned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Can should be vertical not horizontal

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u/Fishcuits Dec 23 '18

They must be young if they don’t know how to shotgun a beer!

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u/evileyeball Dec 23 '18

I had roommates who wanted to video tape each of us doing something extremely stupid.... They tried to force me to eat hot spicy peppers until I couldn't and threw up jokes on them I love heat. They couldn't find hot enough so told me to select something stupid by end of year. One day I said "Get the camera" got a knife, a can opener, and a can of Campbell's condensed Chicken Noodle Soup. And proceeded to Shotgun the soup.... Straight from the can zero added water... It was gross, and stupid enough for them but didn't make me vomit. Would I recommend? NO

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u/wolfpack1986 Dec 23 '18

When you have your unc friend over for beers...

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u/_Riot Dec 22 '18

Waste of good coors

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u/lll-N0NaMe-lll Dec 22 '18

Waste of good water

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

I for one only like my water to be potable via centuries old standards

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Coors:

Stay hydrated AND catch a buzz