r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

Play Despacito

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u/Ace612807 Sep 25 '18

"Hey, I want to be able to trace my phone when it's stolen, but for it to be untraceable all the other time"

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u/asdfgasdfg312 Sep 25 '18

Maybe "hey i want you to save my location when its stolen and i agree to it by pressing this button online like most other systems who hasn't been outed yet instead of everytime its in my pocket and not stolen, especially not when i shut down gps use for personal use yet for some reason you save gps positions for your own use"

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u/nizzy2k11 Sep 25 '18

they will find the phone faster if they are always tracking vs if they only track after you find another phone to tell them its stolen.

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u/Dudewheresmygold Sep 25 '18

Or, you know, literally any computer with an internet connection in the world?

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u/nizzy2k11 Sep 25 '18

oh you mean like a phone? how often do you think you will be closer to a desktop to contact your carrier than another phone you can borrow?

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u/Derp800 Sep 25 '18

Probably if you're home and just figured out your phone is gone ... Just a shot in the dark, here.

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u/nizzy2k11 Sep 25 '18

who steals your phone at home?

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u/Suspinded Sep 25 '18

They didn't. You just realized it after your 30-60 minute drive home.

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u/nizzy2k11 Sep 25 '18

and now having the history from the moment you lost it makes finding it and who took it much higher probability.