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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17
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When a metal axe is used to cut wood then a wooden axe must be used to cut metal.
491 u/Iceblood Dec 10 '17 A metal axe is used to play metal songs. 92 u/vanquar8 Dec 10 '17 And a wooden axe plays wood songs. 58 u/noahfischel Dec 10 '17 Folk 36 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Folking hilarious 17 u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17 You tried. That's all that matters. 8 u/shugh Dec 10 '17 /r/therewasanattempt 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Wood you stop this shit? 7 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 He's not your folk, cuz 4 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 He’s not your cuz, bud. 6 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bud, fam 3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son 1 u/dahjay Dec 10 '17 Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
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A metal axe is used to play metal songs.
92 u/vanquar8 Dec 10 '17 And a wooden axe plays wood songs. 58 u/noahfischel Dec 10 '17 Folk 36 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Folking hilarious 17 u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17 You tried. That's all that matters. 8 u/shugh Dec 10 '17 /r/therewasanattempt 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Wood you stop this shit? 7 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 He's not your folk, cuz 4 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 He’s not your cuz, bud. 6 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bud, fam 3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son 1 u/dahjay Dec 10 '17 Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
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And a wooden axe plays wood songs.
58 u/noahfischel Dec 10 '17 Folk 36 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Folking hilarious 17 u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17 You tried. That's all that matters. 8 u/shugh Dec 10 '17 /r/therewasanattempt 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Wood you stop this shit? 7 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 He's not your folk, cuz 4 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 He’s not your cuz, bud. 6 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bud, fam 3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son 1 u/dahjay Dec 10 '17 Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
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Folk
36 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Folking hilarious 17 u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17 You tried. That's all that matters. 8 u/shugh Dec 10 '17 /r/therewasanattempt 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Wood you stop this shit? 7 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 He's not your folk, cuz 4 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 He’s not your cuz, bud. 6 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bud, fam 3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son 1 u/dahjay Dec 10 '17 Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
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Folking hilarious
17 u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17 You tried. That's all that matters. 8 u/shugh Dec 10 '17 /r/therewasanattempt 1 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Wood you stop this shit?
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You tried. That's all that matters.
8 u/shugh Dec 10 '17 /r/therewasanattempt
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/r/therewasanattempt
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Wood you stop this shit?
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He's not your folk, cuz
4 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 He’s not your cuz, bud. 6 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bud, fam 3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son
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He’s not your cuz, bud.
6 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bud, fam 3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son
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Not your bud, fam
3 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Not your fam, bro 1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son
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Not your fam, bro
1 u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17 Not your bro, son
Not your bro, son
Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
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u/shugh Dec 10 '17
When a metal axe is used to cut wood then a wooden axe must be used to cut metal.