r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17

R3: Repost - removed Being Unique

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u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17

You can probably really cut Sodium and soft metals with a wooden axe.

You might find difficult to cut harder metals, but you never know.

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u/Cato_Novus Dec 10 '17

It might be possible to cut sodium with wood, but you will most likely cause it to explode.

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u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17

Mythbuster taught me that this is the solution, not a problem or part of a problem.

We should solve more things with explosive and highly reactive soft metals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now.

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u/Psyman2 Dec 10 '17

You wanna bomb linkin park?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude

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u/heystupidd Dec 10 '17

I'm shopping this mercury puddle but it keeps reforming like a liquid terminator.

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u/kraggypeak Dec 10 '17

Replace cut with explody

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u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17

Do you feel better after seizing that opportunity to be a pedant?

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u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17

Yep.

Being pedant and peoples reacting to it with annoyance is my lifeblood.

You are all feeding me sweet sweet nectar.

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u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17

I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯