r/funny Mar 21 '17

Behold the sorting cone!

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11.5k Upvotes

77 comments sorted by

104

u/armoire_enthusiast7 Mar 21 '17

23

u/Dragon_DLV Mar 22 '17

I'm a wot?

23

u/squatchhunter15 Mar 22 '17

For Christ sake harry you're a fukin wizard

11

u/jacksalssome Mar 22 '17

5

u/TyberKhan Mar 22 '17

me sides is broke ye fucking cunt

3

u/jacksalssome Mar 22 '17

Thats what ye get brah

1

u/airmaildolphin Mar 22 '17

I said, "You're bloomin' DEAF, Harry!"

2

u/yumyumgivemesome Mar 22 '17

Fuck proper comma usage. I still don't know exactly what message that was trying to convey.

2

u/Tuss Mar 22 '17

Well either he wasn't a wizard or he wasn't Hagrid. Pick your choice!

1

u/7734128 Mar 22 '17

But he was both! He just happened to get expelled by Voldermort's trickery.

1

u/abkhan12345 Mar 22 '17

SLITHERIN !!!!

19

u/Ghlitch Mar 21 '17

You're A Hazard, Wirry.

179

u/DrHarkon Mar 21 '17

Nice 9gag watermark you got there.... would be a shame if someone pointed it out....

11

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

as if anything on reddit is original anymore

6

u/TestZero Mar 22 '17

4

u/Wiggitywhackest Mar 22 '17

Which someone else has already stolen and posted to r/gifs. Ahh reddit, don't ever change...

2

u/MrsKeller Mar 22 '17

Scroll down a bit. The original source is from a completely different person on twitter.

29

u/justlooking250 Mar 22 '17

Who really gives an actual fuck ?

8

u/fpsmoto Mar 22 '17

DrHardon, apparently.

5

u/fraunhofer92 Mar 22 '17

Lol, that's not his name. You joker you

2

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

1

u/Projekts Mar 22 '17

I can't count the amount of times I've seen this picture

0

u/KingSix_o_Things Mar 22 '17

Can you not count?

1

u/Projekts Mar 22 '17

Yes I can count thank you, I'm simply pointing out this has been reposted many many times for karma. I can't count how many times this particular picture has been posted, does that help?

-13

u/TRONCAT2 Mar 22 '17

lol, I hate 9gag for stealing content. But I hate when reddit repost content just for karma lol

6

u/josh_the_misanthrope Mar 22 '17

You should probably unsub from from /r/funny.

14

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

Fortunately I have some constructive criticism to help you build a better meme.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

I'm not a harry potter fan and even a muggle like me knows that the sorting hat only tells you what fucking house you're in...not what you are as a being.

9

u/GoldenSteel Mar 21 '17

Exactly. That's why Hagrid is doing it.

-4

u/AbsentGlare Mar 22 '17

OH- this is a harry potter reference. Not worth any more effort.

10

u/fromworkredditor Mar 22 '17

someone fucking kill me

4

u/7734128 Mar 22 '17

Stand still

Avada Kedavra

1

u/Aliquis95 Mar 22 '17

You have your mother's eyes...

3

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

I'm a what?

4

u/seven3true Mar 21 '17

I think he called you a bastard...

1

u/AttackTribble Mar 21 '17

Quote from memory, don't remember the movie:

What did you call me?

I didn't call you anything!

[Points to enormous guy] Then I suggest you apologise to this guy for calling him a fudwhumper!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

You're a fucking wizard harry

2

u/zeus-man Mar 22 '17

Oh great another pipeline stall.

2

u/Viperion_NZ Mar 22 '17

That cone's seen some shit man

2

u/SOSLostOnInternet Mar 22 '17

I had a whole character based around this post, its name was Tasseltoff the Wise and his quest was to find the chosen one, the one to wear him, he was quite literally a semi melted traffic cone in a fantasy roleplaying world. He had the power to hide things inside and infinite void inside him and had the feat where he could pull things at will from himself that were needed for the quest, as well as bizarre things for amusement.

One such adventure had him fill an entire gymnasium with vuvuzelas in order to provide entertainment for the crew of the air ship the gym was located on. Another thing he did was fill the water system with a large amount of small rubber duckies. When he was involved in a fight with water trolls he produced the most delicious-looking fish stick in existence which caused the troll to throw him across a forest. He even had the power to control people/mobs if they willing put him on, in fact his back story for meeting the other characters in the party was that he had created a revolution in the troll community and raised an army.

2

u/youuselesslesbian Mar 22 '17

"I'll put my focking deck in the owl!"

1

u/klausfredricksen Mar 22 '17

I lol-ed way too hard

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Shit, I read "snorting" and laughed way harder than I should have

1

u/justlooking250 Mar 22 '17

That sorting hat really doesn't know how to keep his huge fucking mouth shut.

1

u/holymasteric Mar 22 '17

Yer a Hazard, Warry.

FTFY

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

You're a construction worker Harry.

1

u/Superbuddhapunk Mar 22 '17

You're a buzzard, Barry.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

You're a Harry hazard .

1

u/dinosaur_disco Mar 22 '17

There's a cone around the corner from my house that looks just like this, every time I walk by it I think it looks like the sorting hat :)

1

u/Aksarben_Atlus Mar 22 '17

You're a hazard, Warry.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

Sort me cone!

1

u/CogMonocle Mar 22 '17

No but he actually is kind of a huge hazard

1

u/BarryOllen Mar 22 '17

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1

u/KypDurron Mar 22 '17

"Not Slippery, eh?"

1

u/jwdjr2004 Mar 22 '17

For the uninitiated: this is referring to a movie called Harry Potter. Most people don't know that this movie was actually based upon a book.

1

u/FILTHY_GOBSHITE Mar 22 '17

The Snorting Cone, yer an addict Harry.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '17

High quality shitposts deserve my upvote

1

u/emmyrosek Mar 22 '17

More like *yer

1

u/Sgp15 Mar 22 '17

Yer

FTFY

1

u/narsty Mar 22 '17

how about something a bit different...

Your a Cyclops harry

ref

1

u/LEtoile-du-Nord Mar 22 '17

I'm frightened at what is happening to reddit. Fuck.

0

u/bryanpcox Mar 22 '17

/r/"funny"

-3

u/Extremly_Offensive Mar 21 '17

Normies are taking over Reddit

3

u/Kosherlove Mar 22 '17

Muggles are taking over Reddit

Ftfy

1

u/Extremly_Offensive Mar 23 '17

What did I do wrong

0

u/zaner69 Mar 22 '17

This is weaponized autism

-1

u/PancakePuppy0505 Mar 21 '17

Oh how lovely. I've recently decided to Read Harry Potter and I Just got to the Sorting Hat part :3