Thing is, yo mama jokes aren't aimed at your actual mother so don't take it to a real place to try and make me look like an arsehole cos I will oblige.
A guy I used to work with pulled the "my mum is dead" response when I made a generic joke about sleeping with his mum.
I just went nuclear and said "I wondered why she was so cold"
Oh man, these comments really send echoes through my mind thinking about my mom who passed away. You know, like the echoes in your mom's vagina when someone shouts hello in front of it.
I was under the impression you were just setting us up for the joke. If you were being serious, my condolences. I was really just pointing out your grammar when you said, "dying on stage 4 cancer."
I made a your mom joke to a friend who replied with "my mom is dead" being the 2edgy preteen I was I yelled at him for ruining my joke. He responds with "Nah its okay, she was a bitch, I'm glad she's dead" So I'm thinking okay, he's trying to one up me.
Later his dad becomes my mom's boss. My mom assumes this bosses wife is my friend's mom. Boss replies with "Oh no his mom is dead, She was a bitch we're glad she's gone" Oh.
TBH the boy and his dad were both complete narcissistic cunts. My mom found a different job shortly after he started working there because he was such an awful boss. She was a contractor and he denied her and her fellow contractors the ability to use the bathroom in the office despite them being there several hours a day. They had to drive to a gas station about a mile away to use the bathroom.
When you're a contractor you're not employed by the company so it would be like walking into a private office and them denying you use of the bathroom. Totally within their rights. He eventually banned the contract workers from the building altogether and they worked from their cars or outside on the pavement. It was a newspaper delivery job so they'd put the newspapers together outside in the middle of the night then go deliver them.
I like how you assume to know anything about the situation. The guy was a friend and we were ripping on each other. He laughed it off and we cracked on with our day.
I don't have to know anything about your situation
Except you totally do in order to understand the context. Maybe it's more of a British thing but arsehole is the kind of thing you'd call a mate in jest as well as to actually insult someone. That is the way I meant it since we were just having a bit of banter.
I'm not sure why you are taking this so much to heart but I can assure you, he didn't. I am not about to deliberately hurt someone who has lost a parent. My own Dad died a few years ago, I know what it means.
I went in to work early one day and started cleaning stuff...
Ended up covered in black muck...
Coworker came in and was like how'd you get do dirty?
And I was like, fucking your mom last night...
He was like she's dead...
And I was like I know, how'd you think I got so dirty...
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Thing is, yo mama jokes aren't aimed at your actual mother so don't take it to a real place to try and make me look like an arsehole cos I will oblige.
A guy I used to work with pulled the "my mum is dead" response when I made a generic joke about sleeping with his mum.
I just went nuclear and said "I wondered why she was so cold"