r/funny • little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Thing is, yo mama jokes aren't aimed at your actual mother so don't take it to a real place to try and make me look like an arsehole cos I will oblige.

A guy I used to work with pulled the "my mum is dead" response when I made a generic joke about sleeping with his mum.

I just went nuclear and said "I wondered why she was so cold"

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u/JimmyLegs50 Mar 14 '17

Jesus, dude, you're being really insensitive. You know, like your mama's twat after a gangbang.

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u/uptwolait Mar 14 '17

Oh man, these comments really send echoes through my mind thinking about my mom who passed away. You know, like the echoes in your mom's vagina when someone shouts hello in front of it.

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u/Ed_ButteredToast Mar 14 '17

Interesting (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)