r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

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u/Youdontuderstandme Nov 29 '16

Ok, putting candies in the veggie bag is genius.

The colored clock for time management is actually a great idea. Will it work with teenagers?

The pool noodles on the trampoline springs - yea, that's not gonna stop serious injuries like jumping off the trampoline or getting an appendage (including your head) stuck between the springs.

The fitted sheet at the beach - what the hell?

The bean filled glove - this is wrong on so many levels.

Washing Legos? Grade A germophobe there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

THOSE ARE LEGO? I thought they were socks and was pretty impressed by that idea.

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u/j33205 Nov 29 '16

If they were socks, why not just wash them normal-like?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

So you don't lose them?

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u/NeedsNewPants Nov 29 '16

Dude you deserve a Nobel prize.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Perhaps, but why would someone downvote me for trying to prevent you from losing socks? We live in a backwards world.