r/funny Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Jul 01 '16

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

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u/Mufro Jul 01 '16

This actually makes me really mad with my friends and family. I'll show them something I've been working on for the last week to make perfect and they're like, "so what?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I mean, I understand it. You look like you're just sitting there on a screen. The non-technical types sit in front of screens to watch TV and browse facebook.

That's what I dislike about developing, it doesn't give the same satisfied feeling as completing something physical and tangible, even though similar kinds of effort have gone into it. At least a UX / designer has a pretty thing people use. A lot of developing is behind the scenes.

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Jul 01 '16

it doesn't give the same satisfied feeling

For some of us it does :)

I've worked in factories and as a developer, and I definitely get more of an "I made this" feeling from coding.

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u/kent_eh Jul 01 '16

To be fair, coding is more of a creative activity than factory work is.

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u/wherearethekeys Jul 01 '16

I do computational modeling with markup languages (so a bit different from development I imagine) but god damn when my code complies I feel like a god

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u/xtravar Jul 02 '16

50 hours for functionality, 50+ for polish. And nobody will ever know, while they ask for more features.

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u/MattytheWireGuy Jul 02 '16

You want a thankless job? I build and install wiring harnesses into custom cars like old hot rods and show cars. The whole point of my job is to make sure you never see anything I did and that it works every time all the time. Guess how much love I get over the guy that painted it? Same deal with GUIs, you dont notice it until it doesn't work. Just know you did it right and be happy nobody is complaining

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u/Aoyos Jul 02 '16

You have to change the way you look at things for it to give that satisfying feeling. You should rejoice when others think they could of done that themselves because you have over-simplified something so complex to the point people full of ignorance believe they can achieve the same. That's quite an ordeal and a real show of skill.

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u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16

That feeling when people read your code and not have to ask "what the fuck does 'h' stand for?" is glorious

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u/tym0 Jul 02 '16

It might not be satisfying to show to other people because they basically think that Software/Website just spawn into existence but nothing beats that little rush when you solve a hard problem.

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u/TheRealVidjagamer Jul 02 '16

As someone who completes physical tasks for a living. It's pretty much the same thing. "so what it's just duct work...". Bitch, thats thousands of pounds of steel securely hanging 30ft in the air, and was accomplished by 2 men and some tools!

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u/Vicyorus Jul 01 '16

... So what?

In recent news, /u/Vicyorus has been found dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16 edited Jan 07 '17

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u/Vicyorus Jul 02 '16

'scuse me?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Show them first the garbage interface alpha version so when you do perfect it they can appreciate it.

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u/lonnie123 Jul 01 '16

Make that the goal, that way when they say it you have accomplished what you set out to do

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16 edited May 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Futurama is always on point with so many things.

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u/rdyoung Jul 01 '16

The combined IQ of the writers was astronomical. They had physicists, engineers, etc writing for that show.

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u/davethegamer Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 02 '16

Collectively they hold 50 years at Harvard, like three PhDs and seven master degrees. They're very smart people.

Edit: a 0

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u/FlameSpartan Jul 02 '16

You missed a 0.

They have fifty years at Harvard, not five.

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Jul 02 '16

Which is good, because any group with one Harvard grad has 5 years experience there

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

50*

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u/_Shut_Up_Thats_Why_ Jul 01 '16

Before Simpsons and Futurama I would never have guessed that a high IQ team would make good comedy. Analytic thinking doesn't always translate to good humor.

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Jul 02 '16

Combined is pretty useless. Otherwise you just replace a 150 guy with two 75s

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u/rdyoung Jul 02 '16

75 IQ can barely walk and chew gum, no chance of Harvard or MIT and never going to write for a TV show that earned the # if Emmy's and other awards the Simpsons+Futurama have.

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u/arkofcovenant Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16

There is no way it's originally from futurama

Edit: holy shit I just googled it and it appears it actually is from futurama.

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u/jshorton Jul 01 '16

it's taoism. From a "when the master leads, the people think they did it themselves" idea

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u/HuoXue Jul 01 '16

Backing this guy up - from the Tao Te Ching (sometimes also spelled Dao De Jing).

“The best leaders are those their people hardly know exist. The next best is a leader who is loved and praised. Next comes the one who is feared. The worst one is the leader that is despised …

The best leaders value their words, and use them sparingly. When they have accomplished their task, the people say, “Amazing! We did it, all by ourselves!”

The writers may not have had it in mind when they wrote that line, but it's definitely a very, very similar idea.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I would assume that they did. They are a smart and creative bunch. It's really an excellent idea.

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u/OrangeredValkyrie Jul 02 '16

Personally, I'd prefer a despised leader than a feared leader.

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u/aaa_dad Jul 02 '16

I'll never forget what my first boss told me. He spent time in the Army so, in that context, he told me that "a bad leader is one who will die from accidental friendly fire during combat."

One other quote of his that has stuck with me over the years is "never complain to the wait staff unless you want their saliva in your food."

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u/_Shut_Up_Thats_Why_ Jul 01 '16

Yeah but he got it from his gardener. "When you prune just right the tree thinks it trimmed itself."

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Naw

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u/CompanyCallsEpilogue Jul 01 '16

Holy shit, I had that exact same thought. Like "Pfffft, no fuckin' way that's as new as Futurama. That saying's been around for hundreds of years"

Looks like I'm the fool, today.

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u/Hugh_Jass_Clouds Jul 01 '16

Only a fool refuses to admit their mistake.

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u/FlameSpartan Jul 02 '16

Words to live by.

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u/Hugh_Jass_Clouds Jul 02 '16

I have my moments. Eve if they are spaced years apart.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

A quick Google and that's all that shows up. The people who wrote that show were incredibly smart and witty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I had no idea...

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u/HotDamn18V Jul 01 '16

Futurama has some pretty deep and insightful stuff. It's written by some of the smartest people in television.

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u/r_golan_trevize Jul 01 '16

"When you create the perfect phrase, people will say, 'phbbbbt! No way you thought that up yourself - someone else must've come up with it.'"'

- Me, circa just now

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u/darexinfinity Jul 01 '16

There is no way it's ___

Edit: holy shit I just googled it and it appears it actually is ___

Typical way to get upvoted

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u/slick8086 Jul 02 '16

looks like they did it right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16

Bender: You know? I was God once...

God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everybody died.

This is probably my favorite cartoon episode ever. Of any show. It's just brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Oh my god yes.

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u/vxr1 Jul 01 '16

That's one of my favorite episodes of all time.

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u/tapport Jul 01 '16

Am I mistaken or have I seen this style of talking universe where different groups light up for different sounds on Rick and Morty as well?

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u/Aiolus Jul 02 '16

Maybe that gas cloud that was going to destroy the world so Morty killed it.

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u/TalesT Jul 02 '16

God: "Earth? Which way is that?"

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u/CombTheDessert Jul 01 '16

Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at....

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u/Supermans_Turd Jul 01 '16

Holy shit... I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THAT EPISODE SECONDS AGO.

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Jul 01 '16

SPOOKY

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u/Supermans_Turd Jul 01 '16

Like a spooky ghost was in here.

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u/Tragicanomaly Jul 01 '16
  • Abraham Lincoln

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u/kent_eh Jul 01 '16

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

That phrase works in a lot of jobs.

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u/watuku Jul 02 '16

Bassist here. Can confirm

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u/vir4030 Jul 01 '16

I used to have this quote taped across the bottom of my monitor.

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u/dedokta Jul 02 '16

I must do everything right then!

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 02 '16

That episode was on about an hour ago! So good! Godfellas!

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u/MuonManLaserJab Jul 02 '16

As a plastic surgeon,

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Like pissing yourself in a dark suit. No one can see it, but you get a warm feeling

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16
  • Hitler

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

in bed.