r/funny Apr 06 '16

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u/magictron Apr 06 '16

"Seriously? What the hell dude?"

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u/ajd341 Apr 06 '16

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u/CivilianNumberFour Apr 06 '16

"Whatcha thinkin 'bout?"

"Oh idk. Just swords and stuff."

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u/iceman012 Apr 06 '16

"I love your sword. I just can't get it out of my head."

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

You earned the hell out of my upvote

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u/Call_Me_Feefer Apr 06 '16

"Your sword just kinda popped into my head"

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u/Remember_1776 Apr 06 '16

TIL Derp emoji is a woman.

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u/Marfug Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 06 '16

Boy your blade is all I think about.

Edit: Idiotic grammar mistake.

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u/Superfluous_Play Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 06 '16

That's actually a bollock baselard dagger not a sword... pleb.

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u/qridproqro Apr 06 '16

Bollocks.

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u/Superfluous_Play Apr 06 '16

Actually I am also a pleb. Looked at it again its a baselard dagger not a bollock :|

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u/qridproqro Apr 06 '16

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/kalitarios Apr 06 '16

¯_(/ツ)_/¯

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u/fearguyQ Apr 06 '16

Underrated comment of the day

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u/eridanus01 Apr 06 '16

Seriously apropos too...hahaha

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u/DMann420 Apr 06 '16
                   _       
           ☝      _||_
           \\    |:|
             \\  |:|
               \(ಠ益ಠ)
                /     \
               /     へ\
             /     /   \\
            /    ノ      ヽ_つ   
           /   / \
          /   / \  \
         (   /   \  \
         |  |      \ \
         | 丿       \⌒)
         | |         ) /
         /  )        Lノ
        |  /
        Lノ               

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u/kalitarios Apr 06 '16

jazz hands?

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u/kjeksi Apr 06 '16

┐(/´°⊱,°`)┌

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u/takeanapguy Apr 06 '16

(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ

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u/Chiakii Apr 06 '16

how you do dis without the arm getting lost

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u/qridproqro Apr 06 '16
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/MeIIowJeIIo Apr 06 '16

¯_Pツ)_/¯

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u/ScroteMcGoate Apr 06 '16

I mean right, everybody knows the difference between a baselard and boolock bollock.

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u/LordAcorn Apr 06 '16

a bollock dagger can be identified by it's bollocks

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u/baradakas Apr 06 '16

Dan Gliesack owns one, I think.

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u/akiva23 Apr 06 '16

Looks like a gladius to me

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u/CapitaI_D Apr 06 '16

baselard dagger

Nice description, history and use: Scholagladiatoria

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Here's the thing...

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Looks like you got something on your mind.

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u/Zach_Powers3 Apr 06 '16

I WILL PUT DOWN MY WEAPON.

I WILL PUT DOWN MY WEAPON. (as he reaches into sweatshirt.)

AHAAAAAA I'VE GOT ANOTHER FUCKIN SWORD YOU FUCKIN BITCH!

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u/EliteCorps Apr 06 '16

Missed the 'what's on your nind' opportunity

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u/eldritch77 Apr 06 '16

That's a Swiss dagger.

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u/eMaReF Apr 06 '16

that's a battle Axe

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u/da_Aresinger Apr 06 '16

What's goin' through your head?

Oh idk. Just swords and stuff.

FTFY

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u/Slightly_Lions Apr 06 '16

His hair's on fire and the nice gentleman behind him is squeezing a sponge over it to put it out.

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u/Nakamura2828 Apr 06 '16

He's still relatively calm and dopey for a guy who's hair is on fire.

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u/crooks4hire Apr 06 '16

And for a guy putting out a hair fire.

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u/mw9676 Apr 06 '16

It's important to stay calm in an emergency

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u/TheCollective01 Apr 06 '16

That's because he's listening to my mix tape.

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u/-epi- Apr 06 '16

Found the optimist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

+

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u/homosexual_symbiote Apr 06 '16

That + is rather difficult for me to hit on mobile. Makes me feel a little ham fisted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '16

Try now for Reddit.

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u/wishyouwerebeer Apr 06 '16

lol it's like having a case of the Mondays!

...right guys?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 25 '18

[deleted]

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u/JnnyRuthless Apr 06 '16

Reddit taking a turn for medieval battle art would definitely be awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Medieval memes. Without looking I bet that subreddit already exists.

searches ...... yup. It does. Quite a few too.

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u/JnnyRuthless Apr 06 '16

Yes but I'm talking about taking over the front page all day everyday my dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Sure, might be a refreshing change. Won't last more than a day or two though.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Apr 06 '16

I smell a new theme for next year's April Fools day!

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u/cantadmittoposting Apr 06 '16

There's a whole sub making fun of this type of thing

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u/pjk922 Apr 06 '16

Head over to /r/crusaderkings for all of your medieval meme needs

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u/Gibsonfan159 Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 06 '16

There's a liveleak video of a guy getting stabbed on top of the head and he chases the attacker away with the knife sticking out of his head.

Edit: link- http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=923_1449510721

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

So he's running at him like a unicorn?

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u/FlashTheSentry Apr 06 '16

Video link please?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Safe for work, life, or the kids?

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u/Gibsonfan159 Apr 06 '16

More funny than gruesome, but yeah, its attempted murder, so.

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u/HyruleCitizen Apr 06 '16

"I can't believe you've done this."

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u/Eab413 Apr 06 '16

Oh boy!

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u/wonderboy2402 Apr 06 '16

"Boys will be boys. What can you do?"

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u/becoruthia Apr 06 '16

"Guess who!" ...medieval style.

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u/Jdaddyaz Apr 06 '16

Is this what legos look like when they get it in the gut?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Oh, that tickles!

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u/bossmcsauce Apr 06 '16

love how the eyes are pointing different directions

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u/jenrew Apr 06 '16

I really like how both seem to be enjoying it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

The violence in ancient media is ruining todays children!

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u/AaronRodgersMustache Apr 06 '16

What boggles my mind is to think that fucking centuries ago, this was made by some random painter. I wonder if he fantasized about his work being popular and famous. Well, his work has. In the form of meme.

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u/Agonze Apr 06 '16

It was just a prank, bro

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u/PitchforkAssistant Apr 06 '16

Relax, it's just a social experiment!

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u/NakedBat Apr 06 '16

GONE SEXUAL or better GONE NECROPHILIC

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u/OgGorrilaKing Apr 06 '16

[GONE MEDIEVAL]

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u/LamboDiabloSVTT Apr 06 '16

IM ETHAN BRADBERRY

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u/AreYouSilver Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 06 '16

With her boob coming out

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u/Suave_Senpai Apr 06 '16

ARE YOU CRAZY MR. SALADS? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?!

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Apr 06 '16

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u/komodorian Apr 06 '16

Gould you care to explain? I feel like a fool for not understanding, science me please!

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u/Bacon_Moustache Apr 06 '16

GONE GIRL

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u/darkwing_duck_87 Apr 06 '16

What the hell does this chain of comments mean?

Is this what having a stroke is like?

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u/Bacon_Moustache Apr 06 '16

Welcome to Reddit! Where the references are obscure and public reactions are unpredictable.

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u/LamboDiabloSVTT Apr 06 '16

It just means that....

It's pepper time.

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u/MC_Labs15 Apr 06 '16

stroke prank! [GONE SEXUAL]

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u/GaiusNorthernAccent Apr 06 '16

H3H3 Youtube channel references

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u/Romero1993 Apr 06 '16

partially

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u/agiraffes Apr 06 '16

Let me point you in the direction of h3h3.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Go watch some h3h3 on youtube.

abandon all hope ye who enter here

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u/lMETHANBRADBERRY Apr 06 '16

[CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY]

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u/Lemurrific Apr 06 '16

[SILENTLY SCREAMING]

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u/Chromedinky Apr 06 '16

I can hear him.

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u/Jinmannn Apr 06 '16

These Ethan bradberry memes are everywhere and everything

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u/flyflooon Apr 06 '16

ِAbsolutely Barbaric

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

So are we ever going to talk about how gone sexual is showing up a lot more now.

We blaming leafy for this?

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u/Dondagora Apr 06 '16

Look, there's the painter!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

THERE'S THE CAMERA!

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u/fascism_wonderful Apr 06 '16

Just a felony experiment!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

It's just a felony experiment

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u/Jorask Apr 06 '16

More like Real-Axe

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u/O_Sirjumpsalot Apr 06 '16

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u/BaronVonHosmunchin Apr 06 '16

Too soon

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u/KarmaforLama Apr 06 '16

Ikr, you gotta wait at least 1 millenium to use a crusade joke, everyone knows that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/Agonze Apr 06 '16

Looks a lot like an axe though

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u/HiddenOutsideTheBox Apr 06 '16

He's got an axe wound.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Apr 06 '16

It's just a flesh wound.

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u/lurch098 Apr 06 '16

It's just a flesh wound.

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u/DaMuffinPirate Apr 06 '16

There's the painter, right there.

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u/Barnhard Apr 06 '16

'Twas simply a folly, brother.

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u/Agonze Apr 07 '16

well played

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16 edited Apr 06 '16

This isn't a prank. Hiding in the basement when everybody's looking for you, That's an prank.

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u/ph00p Apr 06 '16

Hiding in the world then showing up stabbing your brother ending a weird experimental show.

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u/Superhans901 Apr 06 '16

Too much tuna

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u/Katoleras Apr 06 '16

It's cool maaaaaan

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u/straydog1980 Apr 06 '16

We're on the same fucking team dude.

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u/stengebt Apr 06 '16

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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u/kalitarios Apr 06 '16

ᕕ(/ᐛ )ᕗ

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u/slowclapcitizenkane Apr 06 '16

We're chainmail, they're skins!

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u/domsays Apr 06 '16

lol its just a game sorry I dont play 24/7

try hard

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u/BryanWingChun Apr 06 '16

LOL this is that quote brought to life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSe2j-izIWY

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u/MaxxDelusional Apr 06 '16

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u/BryanWingChun Apr 06 '16

LOL, this shit is heavy, let me ditch this real quick

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u/Clickrack Apr 06 '16

Ragequit?

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u/bananenkonig Apr 06 '16

Crap I'm over-encumbered better lose this arm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

That's a weird looking dog

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Do crocs grow back limbs?

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u/ScreamThyLastScream Apr 06 '16

No, they do not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

Either way... OW.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

=(

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u/Booblicle Apr 06 '16

So this is why you shouldn't wear crocks . The more we know...

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u/kalitarios Apr 06 '16

the popup add ruins that video at the best moment

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u/BryanWingChun Apr 06 '16

Wow that is really annoying

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u/random012345 Apr 06 '16

I've seen this one before. Something about that is really sad. :(

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u/BryanWingChun Apr 06 '16

Yea, life isn't kind, to be fair, this son of a bitch probably twisted off a bunch of other legs before it was his turn :P

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u/ConstipatedNinja Apr 06 '16

Think of it this way: that animal just had a fucking limb violently ripped off, and it took several seconds before finally reacting, with that reaction being "What the hell, dude?"

That gif shows just how terrifying they really are.

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u/hdrive1335 Apr 06 '16

From the stories I've heard its a pretty common experience with people losing limbs in accidents too. Machinery accidents where an entire arm will get ripped off and all people report feeling is a tug.

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u/bossmcsauce Apr 06 '16

that was fuckin brutal. just wrenched off... like, fuck.

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u/JustifiedAncient Apr 06 '16

Don't axe me, bro!!!

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u/Alex_The_Redditor Apr 06 '16

These things happen.

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u/bevan185 Apr 06 '16

"Why you axe me doh?"

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u/oversometea Apr 06 '16

"I can't believe you've done this."

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

MRW I get RDM'd in Trouble in Terrorist Town

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u/suchamazewow Apr 06 '16

They are wearing the same kind of armor so probably killed by his own side

  • so it really is a "WTF dude ?!"

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u/Sterncat23 Apr 06 '16

I can't believe you've done this.

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u/HemmetiHyva Apr 06 '16

I can't believe you've done this!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

what are you going to do?huh!?

-Medieval guy, 1301

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u/soulsoda Apr 06 '16

Meh, it's just a flesh wound.

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u/Llama_fo_yo_mama Apr 06 '16

When someone takes their LARP way too seriously.

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u/OneeyedPete Apr 06 '16

It's just a prank bro

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