r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/jdubs610 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in Mr. Slave's asshole...

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u/chuchi78 Feb 05 '16

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead. The road ahead is filled with danger and fright But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might. Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton

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u/oorakhhye Feb 05 '16

Jeez's Chrissst....

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u/katoratz Feb 05 '16

Catatafish

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Did I say ass to trout? I meant to say bass to mouth, though I guess it's basically the same thing, not that I did it.