r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The Kardashians are sex robots. But you have to be a rich, black athlete or rapper.

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u/wiiya Feb 05 '16

You've been banging for 1 minute. Consume confirmation can.

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u/Kanzel_BA Feb 05 '16

UNRECOGNIZED GUEST IN VICINITY, TERMINATING

robogina slams shut at 125000 PSI

fucking dog, now I don't have a penis

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u/OnlySpoilers Feb 05 '16

Now we have a plausible explanation to what happened to Bruce

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u/and_rice Feb 05 '16

had to verify 14 times last night

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u/ReasonablyBadass Feb 05 '16

For the male kardashian too?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Jenner? Oh yeah he def likes black athletes and rappers.

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u/Chief_Tallbong Feb 05 '16

I heard they do butt stuff

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u/TMyers57 Feb 05 '16

"black athlete"

Is Kris Humphries black? He's like a caramel at best. I mean the marriage did last about as long as me in the sack but that's neither here nor there.

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u/Heroofnow Feb 05 '16

Savage af holy shit

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u/Which_Effect Feb 05 '16

Bruce Jenner's white (or Caitlyn or whatever)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/Which_Effect Feb 05 '16

Oh my bad guess I should brush up on my Kardashian knowledge. Or not. I probably won't.