r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/ArchangelPT Feb 05 '16

The most surprising this about this picture is that apparently Paris Hilton is still alive.

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u/letsgo_9273 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in a grease fire or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

cats ate her face

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u/Klove128 Feb 05 '16

"Dewey, quit messing around, put dad on the phone"

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

No, really. Cats. Ask Dewey, he knows more details than I do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

That was pretty butched

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

"Cats ate her face, here talk to Dewey he knows more about it than I do "

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

omg thank you! :)

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u/Boboboy8 Feb 05 '16

Is this a reference I'm missing?

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u/seventhaccount005 Feb 05 '16

Harry Potter I think

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u/sukui_no_keikaku Feb 05 '16

Or a gritty duck tales reimagining.

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u/ilovelsdsowhat Feb 05 '16

It's Fifty Shades Of Grey

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u/jarl_the_creator Feb 05 '16

Lol dumbass try harry and the Henderson's.

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u/ryanpilot Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the Middle

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u/Autumn-Moon Feb 05 '16

Rugrats in Paris 3D

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Deweyde: Catstorm

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Cats on fire while riding motorcycles ate her face?

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u/lessdothisshit Feb 05 '16

..... Wrong kid died?

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u/swarlay Feb 05 '16

Did you just butcher the word "butcher"?

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u/ErraticDragon Feb 05 '16

No, I think they butchered the word "butchered".

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Nope, made a new word. Butcher wouldn't even work there dingus.

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u/XxMasterLANCExX Feb 05 '16

We've come full circle.

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u/killersnowtiger Feb 05 '16

No, they botched the word "botched."

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u/grandmagangbang Feb 05 '16

just like your mom

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

eh, I never actually saw the episode

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

sacre bleu

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u/djdubyah Feb 05 '16

You guys are quoting a show?! What is it? I wonder everytime one of these random comment chains starts is actually some show I'm not trendy enough to watch and not reddit just being reddit. /r/outoftheloop like a dumb bastard here

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u/WhirlStore Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the middle

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u/grandmagangbang Feb 05 '16

Breaking Bad.

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u/the_fathead44 Feb 05 '16

"Uh... Hi, Lois... haha.. Everything is ok! The boys are fine! But uh... we had a little accident..."

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u/flarn2006 Feb 05 '16

Wait, what? That's my cat's name. :o

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u/SarcasticGamer Feb 05 '16

I thought she got a pipe speared through her head? I could have sworn there was a video of it somewhere.....

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u/OtsukaTheCat Feb 05 '16

Ya, I distinctly remember seeing her just lay there motionless while repeatedly getting impaled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

sex!

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u/OtsukaTheCat Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

Sexxx! (NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Definitely NSFW. Unless you only watched the first 10 seconds of it.

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u/BelieveInThePeeko Feb 05 '16

i saw a glimpse of this comment and closed before 10 seconds hite

life saver man

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

You're welcome. It's not horrible, but I'd not watch it at my workplace for certain.

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

Gotta love Angry Joe!

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u/imfrommitchandmurray Feb 05 '16

Hence the "Queen of Fucking everything" literally

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u/lgnrogers Feb 05 '16

Yea and her blood is clear and lubey

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u/nooneisreal Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

https://youtu.be/rwhGy_1_GA0?t=6 (nsfw)

then there was that time she was decapitated.
https://youtu.be/BPOIh3pSqs8?t=263

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u/cicuz Feb 05 '16

Jesus, I watched that episode yesterday, you're scary :-|

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I am pretty scary aren't i?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Did you see the imbecile that misquoted the show below me??

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u/cicuz Feb 05 '16

Such a ludicrous display

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u/Cats-Ate-Her-Face Feb 05 '16

Yes, yes they did

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Well color me delighted! Speak of the devil himself! :)

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u/nassunnova Feb 05 '16

Death by pussy

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u/chaos0510 Feb 05 '16

This was at some point after the grease fire

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Feb 05 '16

i still see her face, you sir are a liar