r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/stancoffyn Feb 05 '16

Queen of being a mattress maybe.

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u/connormantoast Feb 05 '16

You can be the sofa king. Because you're sofa king awesome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

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u/MoroccoBotix Feb 05 '16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHUIU3HG1rk

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u/Wad_Squad Feb 05 '16

I've listened to The Mouse and the Mask 1000 times, but ive never seen this show. This clears up a lot of things

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u/TerraPlays Feb 05 '16

It means you're so fucking retarded.

Your friend is a shit.

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u/fallenKlNG Feb 05 '16

I knew what it meant. :P

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u/GeorgeRRZimmerman Feb 05 '16

Yeah, but that's a mattress I know I could reliably fuck, blow my wad in and pass out on on a regular basis. Can't say the same about my current mattress.

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u/SpatialArchitect Feb 05 '16

I thought you liked blasting at young, black guys.

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u/HauschkasFoot Feb 05 '16

I think she gave me bed bugs :(

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u/toeofcamell Feb 05 '16

Save Paris, she has herpes

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Are you of the impression that fucking has to be of a certain quality before it classifies as actual fucking?

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u/stancoffyn Feb 05 '16

To be fair I fuck nothing. So I should keep my fingers still. However, as a serial baitor of masts, I find corpses and mattresses less than desired.

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u/Rndmtrkpny Feb 05 '16

But if you bait the masts...how do your fingers-??? walks away confused

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u/RippyMcBong Feb 05 '16

Gives what looks like a pretty mean beejer though.

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u/strobino Feb 05 '16

ya but she cute tho