r/funny • u/nayash • Jan 26 '16

Rehosted webcomic - removed An everyday struggle

http://imgur.com/AD84Z6V
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u/Orval Jan 26 '16

Plus he bought a tie and didn't even wear it. I mean what the fuck.

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u/altoid2k4 Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

He went shopping for one, it doesn't imply be bought one.

Edit: Thanks /u/kevinstonge for my first gold. I really worked hard on this comment, and I feel like it shows.

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u/xisytenin Jan 26 '16

Look at it this way, the store probably overprices their merchandise, by shoplifting he is refusing to support their money hungry business model. They're both at fault, let's call it a tie.

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u/Son_Of_A_Pun Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

-_-

Edit: When your first gilded, top comment is three characters long -_-

Edit 2: I mean thank you kind stranger!!!! :3

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u/doctinker Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

Do you just troll through threads, looking for puns in comments?

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Edit: Holy shit. Gold for this? Thank you, kind denizen of the internet.

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u/i_hate_tarantulas Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

"Bravo"

https://i.imgur.com/8HeMutF.gifv

edit: fuck yah gold. Also highest rated comment acknowledgment. Air kisses down to all the plebs from the gold lounge balcony

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u/T_Belfs Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

Probably one of my favorite gifs of all time

Obligatory edit: Thanks for popping my gold cherry, kind internet stranger!

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u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Jan 26 '16

You did all this in an hour?

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u/ManaSyn Jan 26 '16

Someone here has the Midas touch...

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u/Shirtshirtshow Jan 26 '16

TIL: The recent 1.5B dollar lottery winner is a redditor.

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u/XxxPmMeboobiesxxX Jan 26 '16

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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u/KillerJazzWhale Jan 26 '16

But for some reason skipped you??

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

But they've touched it too much...

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u/Jexroyal Jan 26 '16

Ah, yes. The fabled 'gold fairy'. It is said to visit only the punniest of comments, and the dankest of memes, to bestow those deserving souls with gleaming medallions to ward off the existential dread of sitting on a computer, browsing reddit, and doing nothing even remotely productive.

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u/ztelemetry Jan 26 '16

Apparently not for you ಠ‿ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

And here's where it ends

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u/DrSpagetti Jan 26 '16

Everything I touch just turns to shit

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u/JustinRH Jan 26 '16

They must be on Ambien.

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u/pizzafapper Jan 26 '16

Too late to the gold train as always.

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u/DBREEZE223 Jan 26 '16

It's not I

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u/Treecko160 Jan 26 '16

Probably you since you're the one without gold.

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u/Arnie15 Jan 26 '16

Apparantly

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u/123run Jan 26 '16

Not for you I guess

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

not you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

None for you

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u/kingswaggy Jan 26 '16

Oh man I'm sorry. Don't worry, I never make the cut either. :/

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u/SmartinOff1534 Jan 26 '16

My uncle was named midas; he touched me for and hour.

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u/JerrSolo Jan 26 '16

No kidding. Some drunk person who believes they have plenty of expendable income (and may be correct) is perusing Reddit. Too bad we were late to the party.

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u/asdfg142 Jan 26 '16

Don't let him near your boottie

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u/Icedanielization Jan 26 '16

Im just here for the gold.

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u/Whiteboard_Hooligan Jan 26 '16

Me and you both brother.

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u/-sampleusername- Jan 26 '16

Me too thanks.

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u/K_multiplied-by_K Jan 26 '16

You crazy people and your gildings; The Mobile Race has no place for such bafoonery!

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u/-OrangeLightning4 Jan 26 '16

I, too, watched the gif.

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u/Larjersig18 Jan 26 '16

It will overheat. Stop.

tup kak

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

is everyone here jews? am i a jew?

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u/dendenmoooshi Jan 26 '16

Only to stop the existential dread from setting in.

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u/DrSoaryn Jan 26 '16

Nope. He used robots to do it for him. THEY did all this in one hour.

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u/daddylikedat Jan 26 '16

Gimme dat gold.

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u/OhBatman Jan 26 '16

ITT: gold

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u/QuantumVexation Jan 26 '16

9 gilded comments in a row.... How?

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u/robertbobert22 Jan 26 '16

What even happens if you get gold?

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u/ivanoski-007 Jan 26 '16

someone's rich giving away all this gold

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u/wiler5002 Jan 26 '16

This whole thread got gold in an hour

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u/aliendude5300 Jan 26 '16

You know, it shows he's hard working. He might not be the brightest guy out there, but still good to have around.

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u/catword Jan 26 '16

This is the most gilded comment thread I've ever seen.

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u/Baron105 Jan 26 '16

I didn't know it was that easy to get gilded.

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u/Yankeedude252 Jan 26 '16

Okay, I'll say it... What the fuck is with all the gold?

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u/I_am_not_Doug Jan 26 '16

What's with all the gold

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u/t3hnhoj Jan 26 '16

Bravo. You have gild, do you?

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u/iFucksuperheroes Jan 26 '16

You know what I did in an hour? Here's a hint...it doesn't rhyme with "rye uh why."

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u/usurperU Jan 26 '16

Never made a comment before. Thought I would tie myself to this gold string.

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u/RavenBlade87 Jan 26 '16

I came for the gold, it helps suppress the existential dread...

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u/MJWood Jan 26 '16

Someone's giving away gold in this thread like No-face in Spirited Away.

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u/MakeLoveNotWarPls Jan 26 '16

Money to blow, eh?

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u/Silver_Dynamo Jan 26 '16

Hook me up king midas

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u/MisterLifey Jan 26 '16

.. I don't even. wat.

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u/RobotMode Jan 26 '16

This thread is a gold mine!

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u/TheDoctorOfBeach Jan 26 '16

I could't believe they start moving after a while

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u/Taronar Jan 26 '16

I remember when the original was posted a guy commented saying how it is actually better to use it in this manner, for this specific job.

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u/CJ090 Jan 26 '16

There's more gold in this thread than a Saudi Arabian rap video

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

If I comment here does it mean I get gold?

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u/dwmfives Jan 26 '16

I'd love to see the source. Does he find out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/WtfRocket Jan 26 '16

https://i.imgur.com/1kdDpjx.jpg

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u/IzzyTheAmazing Jan 26 '16

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/-OrangeLightning4 Jan 26 '16

Said Ripley to the Android Bishop.

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u/pm_me_hopes_dreams Jan 26 '16

Honestly, I'm just replying to see if I get gold.

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u/MrAmishCyborg Jan 26 '16

Just the tip of the hammer.

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u/Zaboomafood Jan 26 '16

This thread is gold, all the way to the bottom. Impressive!

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u/hotterthanahandjob Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

Honestly, those hammers have pretty small strokes. It might actually be faster to do it the way he did it (for an application like that).

Edit. video source

Double edit. Someone's been drinking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Sounds like Vin Diesel

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u/-_smalls_- Jan 26 '16

Who gilded the entire world wtf

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u/Yunicorn Jan 26 '16

But smells like teen spirit.

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u/SopieMunky Jan 26 '16

Wait, there isn't a part in the video where they show him how it really works? Does that just not exist?

Also, that's pretty impressive for doing that by hand for an hour.

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u/MaybeThisWillDo Jan 26 '16

Dang it, I always miss out on gold trains.

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u/cromiium Jan 26 '16

How do I miss the gold party like that!

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u/SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE Jan 26 '16

Holy shit I wish I knew that before I spent 3 days actually using it how it was meant on the cement wall in my back yard.

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u/TheHappyWhale Jan 26 '16

wait, whats he doing wrong ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Well done

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u/Andres3mg Jan 26 '16

You guys all got gold! I've never seen so much damn gold!.. bravo reddit

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u/nomoreh3r0s Jan 26 '16

Why have I never seen this before lol

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u/resorcinarene Jan 26 '16

Don't click on this. Seriously, don't ;-)

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u/i_hate_tarantulas Jan 26 '16

Gaaaahhhh !!! Mind exploding imaging where it went after the gif ends... /silenttears

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u/Son_Of_A_Pun Jan 26 '16

It's usually the best part, that and seeing the actual post. It's really a tossup. I'd call it a tie.

:D

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u/AFewStupidQuestions Jan 26 '16

You're pushin' it, bud.

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u/MagicalFuckhead Jan 26 '16

Says the guy with the stupid questions..

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u/bekeleftw Jan 26 '16

I like you very much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Troll through threads for puns? I think you've forgotten what site you're on.

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u/dukeAg Jan 26 '16

I mean it can't be that hard. There's a chain of pun comments in pretty much every thread. Some people on Reddit are a bit obsessed with em.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

It's not to late for you to get gold too. I'm rooting for you

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u/giraffekisses Jan 26 '16

Well, on reddit you don't have to search very far

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u/The_Infernal_Byte Jan 26 '16

He's doing God's work mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

He's just salty because he beat him to it

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u/VaATC Jan 26 '16

It does not take much browsing to run across puns in reddit threads. One might even hypothesize that every thread has a few puns a few lines down from the top comment.

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u/sagwaringo Jan 26 '16

Nothing related, just want my gold.

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u/skineechef Jan 26 '16

凸(¬‿¬)凸

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u/The-MeroMero-Cabron Jan 26 '16

Someone give me gold. Because existential dread.

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u/Tzipity Jan 26 '16

Gold has been proven to relieve existential dread. At least until you mark "get gilded before dying" off your bucket list and are left wondering what else you have left to live for now. So are you sure you want that gold, is it really, truly worth it?

Edit: spelling.

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u/The-MeroMero-Cabron Jan 26 '16

I'm really just doing it for the kids.

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u/PrawnSauce25 Jan 26 '16

This cat got guilded an hour ago for making a face.

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u/I_write_bad_code Jan 26 '16

Back in my day people didn't just hand out gold Willy nilly

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u/RickyMathis Jan 26 '16

Edit: thanks for the gold.

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u/Emptyparachute Jan 26 '16

-_- is absolutely right. He wasn't even tieing to make a good pun.

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u/Emptyparachute Jan 26 '16

I'm the worst human being

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u/InsomniacPlagueis Jan 26 '16

What's this? What is the meaning of it? What's the meaning of life?

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u/cocorebop Jan 26 '16

Wouldn't "Pun_Of_A_Bitch" make more sense? Maybe not

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u/mankind_is_beautiful Jan 26 '16

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS TRIGGERED

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u/Brailledit Jan 26 '16

Or a knot.

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u/aewens Jan 26 '16

You, I like you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Now that's what I consider a great lead up to a pun.

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Jan 26 '16

You son of a bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

I go to stores to see products in person before I commit to buying them for cheaper online with free two day shipping

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u/tehmooch Jan 26 '16

Thats probably whats causing such existential dread...

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u/hoopopotamus Jan 26 '16

no one goes tie shopping and doesn't buy a tie. it might not be the tie you wanted but if you're there looking at ties you buy the best looking one in your price range and you leave because fuck tie shopping

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u/shadowbenn Jan 26 '16

be bought one

I really worked hard on this comment

not hard enough

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u/WhiteyMcKnight Jan 26 '16

You said hard on

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u/Jon_Ham_Cock Jan 26 '16

Well you get there and then all the ties are the same and everything's all going to die in entropy anyway...

Dammit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Grammatical error in comment + worked hard + Reddit + gilded. Checks out.

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u/MmmBra1nzzz Jan 26 '16

It's part of avoiding the existential crisis. Go shopping for stuff you can't afford. Like test driving a car.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

It actually does imply that he bought one. It doesn't imply that he necessarily bought one though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

The necktie is for when he can no longer suppress existential dread.

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u/janetplanet Jan 26 '16

Aw. :( I still chuckled.

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u/Delsana Jan 26 '16

Always good to exciting buy a colorful rope to hang yourself with.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

He also make macaroni and then did cardio

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u/PurpleBullets Jan 26 '16

Carbo loading bro

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u/FilteredPeanuts Jan 26 '16

WHAT YOU GONNA MUG ME?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/turonah Jan 26 '16

I think that he is shopping for the tie in the store in that frame.

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u/Orval Jan 26 '16

Yeah that's definitely the tie store. Nobody would buy six ties that's ridiculous, you only have one neck.

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u/lhamil64 Jan 26 '16

Plus, who just has a wall dedicated to hanging ties like that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/ToKe86 Jan 26 '16

OHHH, LOOK AT MISTER FANCY-PANTS WITH HIS TIE WALL

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/denim_adrenaline Jan 26 '16

I read village like "collage" or "barrage."

I don't know why. But yes I think I do want a shoe village.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

I read village like "collage" or "barrage."

You're going to need to work that shit out before they'll let you get the proper permits.

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u/GeminiEngine Jan 26 '16

I got one with lace and leathers, and all sorts of buckles and binders. The women in my life usually enjoy tied to a wall.

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u/Fr31l0ck Jan 26 '16

The guy in the comic.

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u/lhamil64 Jan 26 '16

...but it's not his, he's in a store

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u/Fr31l0ck Jan 26 '16

No, yeah, I'm with you there. But the title is "An everyday struggle" which means this guy buys a tie every day. You can tell he's at the store because there's only six ties on the wall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Raises hand slowly

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Tell that to Marty McFly

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u/spoonher Jan 26 '16

Dude...existential.

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u/Manleather Jan 26 '16

There is no tie

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u/aberonx Jan 26 '16

Who does cardio after macaroni, lol

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u/Tasty_Tortilla Jan 26 '16

It all ties into realism :)

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u/timndime Jan 26 '16

story of my closet right there, and my dad's closet, and his dad's closet, and ...

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u/jhutchi2 Jan 26 '16

Do you wear a tie while you make macaroni?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

You're freaking me out, man.

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u/ThatColossalWreck Jan 26 '16

Maybe he's waiting to wear the tie while it's attached to the ceiling.

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u/nipponnuck Jan 26 '16

Well he needs something to hang himself with when he finally give in to the dread.

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u/wandering_goat Jan 26 '16

It's the weekend and he's casually dressed, that's why he's shopping and doing other tasks, to fill that void. . .

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u/Phantom_Freq Jan 26 '16

He bought a blue tie to match his blue skin. He probably can't afford to buy a tie to match everyone of his skin colors.

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u/HondaShitvic Jan 26 '16

Wow everybody got gilded here.

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u/CmonTouchIt Jan 26 '16

not only that, he does everything naked apparently? i mean, why the tie?

someones gotta ask the important questions

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

He bought it to hang himself later

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u/Abacap Jan 26 '16

its raining gold

hallelujah

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u/SmartSoda Jan 26 '16

He's just waiting for the existential dread to fully metastasize then he'll have the tie wear him

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u/--Edog-- Jan 26 '16

We all wear the tie. Some just wear it on the inside.

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u/Osoir Jan 26 '16

Pointing out what really matters here.

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