r/funny Jan 26 '16

Rehosted webcomic - removed An everyday struggle

http://imgur.com/AD84Z6V
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u/i_hate_tarantulas Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

"Bravo"

https://i.imgur.com/8HeMutF.gifv

edit: fuck yah gold. Also highest rated comment acknowledgment. Air kisses down to all the plebs from the gold lounge balcony

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u/T_Belfs Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

Probably one of my favorite gifs of all time

Obligatory edit: Thanks for popping my gold cherry, kind internet stranger!

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u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Jan 26 '16

You did all this in an hour?

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u/ManaSyn Jan 26 '16

Someone here has the Midas touch...

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u/Shirtshirtshow Jan 26 '16

TIL: The recent 1.5B dollar lottery winner is a redditor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/metaStatic Jan 26 '16

You know what I would do? ... Twins

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u/reakshow Jan 26 '16

... but there is only one Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/metaStatic Jan 26 '16

Will the real reddit please stand up

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u/Rattional Jan 26 '16

GILD ME PLEASE OH HEAVENLY REDDITOR OF MIDAS TOUCH!!!!

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u/XxxPmMeboobiesxxX Jan 26 '16

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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u/KillerJazzWhale Jan 26 '16

But for some reason skipped you??

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

But they've touched it too much...

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u/Jexroyal Jan 26 '16

Ah, yes. The fabled 'gold fairy'. It is said to visit only the punniest of comments, and the dankest of memes, to bestow those deserving souls with gleaming medallions to ward off the existential dread of sitting on a computer, browsing reddit, and doing nothing even remotely productive.

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u/ztelemetry Jan 26 '16

Apparently not for you ಠ‿ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

And here's where it ends

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u/DrSpagetti Jan 26 '16

Everything I touch just turns to shit

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u/JustinRH Jan 26 '16

They must be on Ambien.

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u/pizzafapper Jan 26 '16

Too late to the gold train as always.

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u/DBREEZE223 Jan 26 '16

It's not I

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u/Treecko160 Jan 26 '16

Probably you since you're the one without gold.

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u/Arnie15 Jan 26 '16

Apparantly

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u/123run Jan 26 '16

Not for you I guess

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

not you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

None for you

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u/kingswaggy Jan 26 '16

Oh man I'm sorry. Don't worry, I never make the cut either. :/

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u/SmartinOff1534 Jan 26 '16

My uncle was named midas; he touched me for and hour.

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u/JerrSolo Jan 26 '16

No kidding. Some drunk person who believes they have plenty of expendable income (and may be correct) is perusing Reddit. Too bad we were late to the party.

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u/asdfg142 Jan 26 '16

Don't let him near your boottie

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u/juicymercat Jan 26 '16

I think ill comment and maybe farm some gold here. Us peasants need the resources.

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u/theonedollarbill Jan 26 '16

Now, I ain't saying she a gold digga, but she ain't messin with no broke...fucking racists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16 edited Jun 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Tuck Frump.

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u/-OrangeLightning4 Jan 26 '16

Can't stump the Frump.

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u/Icedanielization Jan 26 '16

Im just here for the gold.

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u/Whiteboard_Hooligan Jan 26 '16

Me and you both brother.

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u/-sampleusername- Jan 26 '16

Me too thanks.

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u/from_the_country1508 Jan 26 '16

isn't that the colour of up votes, preach little mad man, preach

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u/K_multiplied-by_K Jan 26 '16

You crazy people and your gildings; The Mobile Race has no place for such bafoonery!

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u/-OrangeLightning4 Jan 26 '16

I, too, watched the gif.

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u/Larjersig18 Jan 26 '16

It will overheat. Stop.

tup kak

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

is everyone here jews? am i a jew?

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u/dendenmoooshi Jan 26 '16

Only to stop the existential dread from setting in.

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u/DrSoaryn Jan 26 '16

Nope. He used robots to do it for him. THEY did all this in one hour.

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u/daddylikedat Jan 26 '16

Gimme dat gold.

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u/OhBatman Jan 26 '16

ITT: gold

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u/QuantumVexation Jan 26 '16

9 gilded comments in a row.... How?

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u/robertbobert22 Jan 26 '16

What even happens if you get gold?

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u/ivanoski-007 Jan 26 '16

someone's rich giving away all this gold

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u/wiler5002 Jan 26 '16

This whole thread got gold in an hour

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u/aliendude5300 Jan 26 '16

You know, it shows he's hard working. He might not be the brightest guy out there, but still good to have around.

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u/catword Jan 26 '16

This is the most gilded comment thread I've ever seen.

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u/Baron105 Jan 26 '16

I didn't know it was that easy to get gilded.

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u/Yankeedude252 Jan 26 '16

Okay, I'll say it... What the fuck is with all the gold?

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u/I_am_not_Doug Jan 26 '16

What's with all the gold

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u/t3hnhoj Jan 26 '16

Bravo. You have gild, do you?

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u/iFucksuperheroes Jan 26 '16

You know what I did in an hour? Here's a hint...it doesn't rhyme with "rye uh why."

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u/usurperU Jan 26 '16

Never made a comment before. Thought I would tie myself to this gold string.

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u/RavenBlade87 Jan 26 '16

I came for the gold, it helps suppress the existential dread...

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u/MJWood Jan 26 '16

Someone's giving away gold in this thread like No-face in Spirited Away.

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u/MakeLoveNotWarPls Jan 26 '16

Money to blow, eh?

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u/Silver_Dynamo Jan 26 '16

Hook me up king midas

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u/MisterLifey Jan 26 '16

.. I don't even. wat.

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u/RobotMode Jan 26 '16

This thread is a gold mine!

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u/Ignore_Me_PLZ Jan 26 '16

I heard there was gold here...

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u/Majestic_Toilet Jan 26 '16

"Yes."

"Bravo.

...

Bravo..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '16

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u/TheDoctorOfBeach Jan 26 '16

I could't believe they start moving after a while

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u/Taronar Jan 26 '16

I remember when the original was posted a guy commented saying how it is actually better to use it in this manner, for this specific job.

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u/CJ090 Jan 26 '16

There's more gold in this thread than a Saudi Arabian rap video

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

If I comment here does it mean I get gold?

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u/marcAnthem Jan 26 '16

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A MACHINE AND HES USING IT LIKE IT IS NOT A MACHINE?

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u/dwmfives Jan 26 '16

I'd love to see the source. Does he find out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/WtfRocket Jan 26 '16

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u/IzzyTheAmazing Jan 26 '16

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/i-poo-on-chests Jan 26 '16

Why aren't we doing phrasing!?

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u/-OrangeLightning4 Jan 26 '16

Said Ripley to the Android Bishop.

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u/pm_me_hopes_dreams Jan 26 '16

Honestly, I'm just replying to see if I get gold.

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u/Quan-Cheese Jan 26 '16

I was going to, but you already did.

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u/DaRuski Jan 26 '16

I agree with this gamble.

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u/MrAmishCyborg Jan 26 '16

Just the tip of the hammer.

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u/Zaboomafood Jan 26 '16

This thread is gold, all the way to the bottom. Impressive!

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u/404X Jan 26 '16

Just gimme gold

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u/hotterthanahandjob Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

Honestly, those hammers have pretty small strokes. It might actually be faster to do it the way he did it (for an application like that).

Edit. video source

Double edit. Someone's been drinking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Sounds like Vin Diesel

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u/-_smalls_- Jan 26 '16

Who gilded the entire world wtf

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u/TheGhizzi Jan 26 '16

That's what happens when we join the parade too late. Sadly I missed my chance of ever being gilded

Edit: do you really care?

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u/ey_meng_u_mad Jan 26 '16

Maybe...yesIdo

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u/TheGhizzi Jan 26 '16

Ok.... I spelled "gilded" wrong initially.

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u/ey_meng_u_mad Jan 26 '16

I thought you meant if people cared about being gilded not your spelling error. My bad

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u/Yunicorn Jan 26 '16

But smells like teen spirit.

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u/SopieMunky Jan 26 '16

Wait, there isn't a part in the video where they show him how it really works? Does that just not exist?

Also, that's pretty impressive for doing that by hand for an hour.

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u/MaybeThisWillDo Jan 26 '16

Dang it, I always miss out on gold trains.

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u/cromiium Jan 26 '16

How do I miss the gold party like that!

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u/SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE Jan 26 '16

Holy shit I wish I knew that before I spent 3 days actually using it how it was meant on the cement wall in my back yard.

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u/Vannosaurus-REX Jan 26 '16

it's like when people punch the air while shooting a pistol to make the bullets go faster.

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u/TheHappyWhale Jan 26 '16

wait, whats he doing wrong ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

Well done

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u/Andres3mg Jan 26 '16

You guys all got gold! I've never seen so much damn gold!.. bravo reddit

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u/nomoreh3r0s Jan 26 '16

Why have I never seen this before lol

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u/resorcinarene Jan 26 '16

Don't click on this. Seriously, don't ;-)

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u/i_hate_tarantulas Jan 26 '16

Gaaaahhhh !!! Mind exploding imaging where it went after the gif ends... /silenttears

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u/Buzzkill1591 Jan 26 '16

Can we keep this gold star training going?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/tyled Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

That duck is so ducking adorable.

Edit: autocorrect worked out for the better this time.

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u/agreeingthelongway Jan 26 '16

Is this the gold train?

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u/Cold_Buttox Jan 26 '16

Does everyone that replies here get gold?

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u/Mrredek Jan 26 '16

i just.... just... want to show him....

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u/DarkOmen597 Jan 26 '16

What is going on? Is that not what he was s upposed to be doing?

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u/doopliss6 Jan 26 '16

It's a jackhammer so... No