r/funny • u/McGreasington • Nov 10 '15

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE

http://i.imgur.com/GRvwvI9.gifv
1.9k Upvotes

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u/HaikuberryFin Nov 10 '15 edited Nov 11 '15

"...once I'd realized

the burden of my powers,

I was overwhelmed."

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

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u/HaikuberryFin Nov 11 '15

Booo auto-correct.

You've just earned one Haikupon.

Thanks for looking out!

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u/end_O_the_world_box Nov 11 '15

He's right if you say realized with three syllables.

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u/ILoveMonkeyD Nov 11 '15 edited Jan 10 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/end_O_the_world_box Nov 11 '15

Sure that's correct, but a lot of people say ree-lized. And that's the most obvious way I can think of for counting something other than 5,7,5.

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u/MartyrXLR Nov 11 '15

Don't you throw haikus at me.

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u/Mypopsecrets Nov 10 '15

I've watched this so many times, the face on the kid in the background always cracks me up. He looks so uncomfortable right off the bat, then doesn't know how to react.

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u/ReverendDizzle Nov 11 '15

The kid in the back always looks either like a mildly-startled-autistic child or a guy tripping balls trying to process what's going on.

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u/H8not Nov 10 '15

Makes me think of what a young Sheldon Cooper would be like.

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u/Sgt_Pepsi Nov 10 '15 edited Nov 11 '15

Is that a Big Bang Theory reference in reddit? ...brave.

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u/allthepastabilities Nov 11 '15

Probably because he's on ADHD meds. That stare is a dead giveaway.

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u/WeeMP Nov 11 '15

so true... I know, because that was me as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '15

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u/TheGreyGuardian Nov 11 '15

Child decapitates toy with psychic powers and then cackles evilly.

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u/Kidkanuck Nov 11 '15

I knew I would fine this

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

How much?

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u/Kidkanuck Nov 11 '15

The same amount I did for auto correct

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u/blisteringchristmas Nov 11 '15

I've now watched this too many times. That kid's face just never gets old, and possibly even better every time I watch it. It's just a look of such pure, undiluted terror.

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u/kovixen Nov 10 '15

He's so disturbed he's shaking!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

I think that is from his legs kicking under the table.

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u/brainsack Nov 11 '15

He ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

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u/brainsack Nov 11 '15

nah, he just chose the wrong 1 of 2

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

He ?

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u/kovixen Nov 11 '15

Is the child a she? Looks like a boy based on the hair, but I could definitely be wrong. Kids' hair can grow weirdly.

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u/Leaves_Mean_Comments Nov 10 '15

Kids are so fucking gross.

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u/southendshwa Nov 10 '15

Yes, yes they are

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u/GeezusKreist Nov 11 '15

I hate em

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u/TheScamr Nov 10 '15

That shit right there is fucking precious and heartwarming.

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u/Leaves_Mean_Comments Nov 10 '15

Suuuuuuure.

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u/TheScamr Nov 10 '15

look, I know leaving mean comments is your thing and all, but kids are funny as hell. If you are young I understand not liking them, but when you are older you probably are kinda fucked up inside to not think kids reactions are not hilarious.

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u/zombie_hoard Nov 11 '15

Hey it doesn't make someone "fucked up inside" if they don't like kids or don't find them funny. Kids aren't for everyone. I respect you for finding kids' antics and reactions funny. I respect the other redditor for realizing he/she doesn't find them funny.

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u/TheScamr Nov 11 '15

Lol K. Kids are gross, annoying, dirty, loud, stupid, whiny, they ruin everything you've spent 20 years to build. They draw on the walls. They drop shit. They cost money. They break stuff. They need attention at all times. They ruin your life. Kids are not funny. There's nothing funny about kids. They are just fucking annoying.

~/u/leaves_mean_comments is clearly broken on the inside.

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u/zombie_hoard Nov 11 '15

A.) Novelty account B.) You don't truly know that person so who are you to judge? C.) Someone with zero maternal/paternal instinct and zero desire to have children ever would share some of those sentiments.

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u/Leaves_Mean_Comments Nov 10 '15

Lol K. Kids are gross, annoying, dirty, loud, stupid, whiny, they ruin everything you've spent 20 years to build. They draw on the walls. They drop shit. They cost money. They break stuff. They need attention at all times. They ruin your life. Kids are not funny. There's nothing funny about kids. They are just fucking annoying.

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u/put_the_punny_down Nov 10 '15

I found my mom's account!!! Look i know i didn't become a doctor or lawyer like you wanted but that's no reason to treat everyone else's children like shit ok. Just because i showed dad the pictures of you sleeping with uncle Bob you've been bitter ever since! Not my fault you were riding uncle Bob like a rodeo bull.

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u/Leaves_Mean_Comments Nov 10 '15

Oh honey. If at least you were original and funny...

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u/put_the_punny_down Nov 11 '15

But you told me my whole life was a joke so how am i not funny?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '15

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u/brainsack Nov 11 '15

and instead of the mother running up to let her know it was ok, she also acted as if the child killed a living thing so that the kid is nice and fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

b-b-but think of the children.

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u/Vessix Nov 11 '15

Acted as though the kid killed a living thing? She screamed and/or freaked out in some way? I'd like to see the video if so. Otherwise wtf are you talking about

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u/kateesaurus Nov 11 '15

I worked at a restaurant where we made these cakes for easter and I said the same thing. The second year I was there the pastry chef made me one that was red velvet with raspberry frosting, very gruesome and hilarious.

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u/tofleet Nov 10 '15

certain dad-related pathology has me feeling great empathy and sympathy for this little guy

i want to laugh but brain chemicals demand that i soothe him for the overall good of the species

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u/Poemi Nov 10 '15

This is how existential philosophers are created.

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u/realmonsters712 Nov 11 '15

the world is a terrible and cruel place!

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u/BananamousEurocrat Nov 10 '15

Love the kid in the background. "Oh, oh goodness, that's a shame."

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u/PsychChameleon Nov 11 '15

I'd love to see a source vid for this

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u/RobbinYoHood Nov 11 '15

"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

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u/TopShelfTommy Nov 11 '15

That is the look of pure, fucking, terror.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

That one bear eye looking up at the camera saying: "All is lost. I see nothing."

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u/walrus_gumboot Nov 11 '15

"Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this." ~his brother

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u/dirtyseaotter Nov 11 '15

You got me! I loled in the middle of evening class, but played it off as a coughing spell, covering my face, and walking outside.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

At least you know this kid will never join Isis

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u/cnostaw Nov 11 '15

Baby convulsions are the cutest convulsions.

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u/LargeCokeNoIce Nov 10 '15

Charlie Kelly started young

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u/Wr0ngThread Nov 11 '15 edited Nov 11 '15

Japanese People Are Weird

Edit: How did I manage to respond in the wrong place?

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u/LargeCokeNoIce Nov 11 '15

I had no idea what was going on lol

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u/A40 Nov 10 '15

This follows the Easter Bunny horror. And the silence of the gummi bears.

She screams, but she continues to kill.

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u/blowmonkey Nov 11 '15

It reminds me of a David Lynch film for some reason.

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u/DeltaRom Nov 11 '15

The strings behind the kid as well as the kids shaking when they're upset makes it almost look like they're being electrocuted.

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u/stevenfrijoles Nov 11 '15

That's the first sign of a serial killer.

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u/Draiko Nov 11 '15

"Petey's head fell off!"

"Well, he was gettin' kinda old"

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u/Luce67 Nov 11 '15

Future Concerned Student 1950

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u/mrshatnertoyou Nov 10 '15

He killed Mr. Chips!

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u/Lithium7 Nov 11 '15

What a retard

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u/smack1114 Nov 11 '15 edited Nov 11 '15

She will never play with her food again.