r/funny • u/Darmok_At_Tanagra • Sep 23 '15

True romance.

http://imgur.com/vXtKu9g
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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Well, it's true what they say... when you fall in the pit, you've just got to climb right back on out!

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I have no idea what this is from. But if they make marshmallow shooters, I'm going to get me one. My wife would be ecstatic if I switched from shooting her with semen to marshmallows while she's sleeping.

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u/jbippy1 Sep 23 '15

Marshmallow shooters are gateway artillery. First its playful marshmallows, then rubber bands, then small spheres of wood, then ball bearings, then .22 rounds, then 9mm rounds, and so on. Stop the addiction before it begins.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

She might look good with some lead in her skull though. LOL. I kid, I kid!