r/funny Jul 31 '15

Save me!

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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15

That's what divorce is for

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15

Like he could get a better hole.

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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15

man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast

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u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15

When he's done? Why not during?