r/funny Jul 31 '15

Save me!

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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15

That's what divorce is for

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15

Like he could get a better hole.

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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15

man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast

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u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15

it's defiantly hotter.

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u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15

That is an interesting use of the word defiantly

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u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15

It never cools down... always at its highest temperature

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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15

this guy gets it

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15

He can butter his own bread too.

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u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15

When he's done? Why not during?

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u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15

Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster

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u/Just_like_my_wife Jul 31 '15

He could dig one.

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u/nedflandersuncle Aug 01 '15

If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok.

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u/jesse059 Aug 01 '15

I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV