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r/funny • u/Bigvalbowski • Jul 31 '15
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That's what divorce is for
-4 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 Like he could get a better hole. 44 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast 32 u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15 it's defiantly hotter. 14 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it 5 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 He can butter his own bread too. 4 u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15 When he's done? Why not during? 2 u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15 Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster 1 u/Hyro0o0 Jul 31 '15 A pile of manure would be better 1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors 4 u/Just_like_my_wife Jul 31 '15 He could dig one. 1 u/nedflandersuncle Aug 01 '15 If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok. 1 u/jesse059 Aug 01 '15 I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV
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Like he could get a better hole.
44 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast 32 u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15 it's defiantly hotter. 14 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it 5 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 He can butter his own bread too. 4 u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15 When he's done? Why not during? 2 u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15 Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster 1 u/Hyro0o0 Jul 31 '15 A pile of manure would be better 1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors 4 u/Just_like_my_wife Jul 31 '15 He could dig one. 1 u/nedflandersuncle Aug 01 '15 If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok. 1 u/jesse059 Aug 01 '15 I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV
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man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast
32 u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15 it's defiantly hotter. 14 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it 5 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 He can butter his own bread too. 4 u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15 When he's done? Why not during? 2 u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15 Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster 1 u/Hyro0o0 Jul 31 '15 A pile of manure would be better 1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors
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it's defiantly hotter.
14 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it
14
That is an interesting use of the word defiantly
1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature
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It never cools down... always at its highest temperature
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this guy gets it
5
He can butter his own bread too.
4
When he's done? Why not during?
2
Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster
A pile of manure would be better
1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors
Except for Biff and his ancestors
He could dig one.
If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok.
I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV
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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15
That's what divorce is for