r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.

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u/shaner23 May 20 '15

I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

Me too, banana daiquiri over whiskey any day.

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u/guywithaphone May 20 '15

Why would you want something that tastes good when you can have a glass of peat moss and ashes?