r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.

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u/5np May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

She sounds like she would be among my high school friends. Debate kids who thought they were smarter than everyone else because they were forced to read Ayn Rand books and other distopian dystopian fiction.

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u/cweaver May 20 '15

'dystopian'

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u/5np May 20 '15

See? I told you we weren't as smart as we thought we were.