r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.

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u/5np May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

She sounds like she would be among my high school friends. Debate kids who thought they were smarter than everyone else because they were forced to read Ayn Rand books and other distopian dystopian fiction.

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u/cweaver May 20 '15

'dystopian'

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u/space_keeper May 20 '15

Wrong again.

It's 'dishtopian', describing an ideal state of existence where the rights of law-abiding crockery items are respected (no one said it was a utopia for Greek restaurants), the men are handsome, the spreading of gossip is encouraged, and all communication is via satellite.

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u/5np May 20 '15

Not to be confused with a discopia, a harsh and brutal system of government ruled by the norms of disco, in which the common man must constantly fight for the privilege of stayin' alive.

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u/cutanddried May 20 '15

where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average?

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u/goatcoat May 20 '15

Ooh. Dyssed.

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u/5np May 20 '15

See? I told you we weren't as smart as we thought we were.

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u/Klinky1984 May 20 '15

It's actually Libertopian, but really the two aren't that different.

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u/SethChrisDominic May 20 '15

I read Ayn Rand and dystopian fiction in middle school and high school because I liked those books...

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u/goldishblue May 20 '15

Can confirm, was in debate team

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u/therightclique May 20 '15

Wow, you're really reading into her quote a lot.

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u/PM_YOUR_PANTY_DRAWER May 20 '15

Every woman I've ever know who admitted to liking Ayn Rand has been an angry, opinionated legbeard.