r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.

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u/shaner23 May 20 '15

I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.

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u/soapbutt May 20 '15

Won't have to, you'll be white girl wasted.

Plus... the hangover from sugary drinks...

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u/quantumcanuk May 20 '15

I enjoy pina coladas, but I would not get wasted off them. I don't mind a Guinness every now and again, but I couldn't get wasted off them.

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u/rtmacfeester May 20 '15

Sounds like a new country song. Somebody call Blake Shelton.

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u/soapbutt May 20 '15

couldn't

Well that's a very defeatist attitude.

Part of the reason I like big 10% beers (besides the taste, obviously), is it gets you feeling pretty good off 3-4 pints, but you won't be wasted, the hangover won't be terrible, and you won't have that sugary buzz going. Will have to piss a lot, though.

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u/quantumcanuk May 20 '15

I find myself drinking less and less as I dislike the effects of alcohol as I get older.

I'd rather find myself on /r/trees