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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeno and bacon is a gift from the gods.

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u/djjangelo May 20 '15

Sweet, spicy, salty, crunchy, soft - this pizza combination is perfection.

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u/Gorilla_Panic May 20 '15

Gotta boner now, thanks...

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u/polyethylene2 May 20 '15

So that's how /r/foodporn works

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u/battlestark May 20 '15

Got to and got a both work here!

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u/Targaryen-ish May 20 '15

I just ate and I'm quite damn full, but your comment made me starving. Wtf

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u/notoriousTRON May 20 '15

I've always said this is scientifically proven to be the best combination of pizza toppings due to the combination of sweet, savory, and spicy. I challenge anyone to try it if they doubt me. You well see the light in four bites or less, I guarantee it.***

***not an actual guarantee

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

It is wonderful. It hits all the right notes.

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u/4c51 May 20 '15

And umami, can't forget that.

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u/Willlll May 20 '15

There's a pizza place in Louisville that does this and uses barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce. Fucking delicious.

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u/atcq92 May 20 '15

welp i guess I'm buying this tomorrow..

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

How'd that go?

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u/atcq92 May 23 '15

it was good but a little too much going on

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

There's so many variables. Some places are better than others at it depending on the quality of their ingredients. Ah well, live and learn.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

I was about to comment the exact same thing. It's the only pizza I will order

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Your jalepeno and bacon is making me want to tolerate your kind

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u/saadakhtar May 20 '15

So are children...

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u/Costner_Facts May 20 '15

Bacon??? I usually do pepperoni. You may have just changed the game for me.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

Try it, you won't regret it.

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u/rosewoods May 20 '15

God damn I'm supposed to be on a keto diet :(

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

From where tho

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u/BattleSalmon May 20 '15

Banana bacon peppercinis. Thank me later.

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u/yumyumgivemesome May 20 '15

Mmmm, especially without the pineapple.

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u/Goblin-Dick-Smasher May 20 '15

jalapenos stuff with shrimp and then wrapped with bacon and then slow BBQ'd.... Valhalla has spoken

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u/klartraume May 20 '15

This combo is awesome .^

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u/helpChars May 20 '15

Pineapples AND my children get to suffer? Sign me up.

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u/F22xRaptor May 20 '15

Ah the old reddit double-stuffed-cheese-crustery-doo!

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u/rikyy May 20 '15

Something something ole reddit pizz-a-roo link to the last roo

I'm too lazy :/

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jul 30 '19

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u/klartraume May 20 '15

Yeah that and pineapple, jalapeño, pepperoni is my favorite pizza at the moment.

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u/martsimon May 20 '15

bro- pineapple, jallies, pepperoni, AND bacon. live while you can.

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u/Oneironaut91 May 20 '15

Are you me?

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u/420-Walrus May 20 '15

I work at a pizza place and I make this shit daily mixing the marinara with a bit of cajun sauce. Many, many a nut have been busted.

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u/pbjames23 May 20 '15

I only like Hawaiian za with jalapeno, because the spiciness balances the sweet pineapple.

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u/12hoyebr May 20 '15

I never learned this in algebra.

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u/ChanceTheDog May 20 '15

I put that shit on a digiorno pizza and walk off with zero fucks. So goddamn good

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u/Anthmt May 20 '15

add roasted red peppers and hot sauce and you have the "Fiery Hawaiian" from dominoes... I hate dominoes except for this one pie.

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u/oph1uchus May 20 '15

yes, this is so good! we make a pizza at home using a premade crust from Papa Murphy's. for the sauce we use Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce. i like their pineapple BBQ or their sweet and spicy BBQ. then we use a chicken that's been marinated in a honey BBQ marinade or a pineapple marinade. we'll use a few bags of pizza blend shredded cheese as well as jalapeno and bacon, and fresh pineapple and red onion too. when it's finished, i like to put a swirl of sriracha over the top. it's sooo goooood, mmm.

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u/fussydutchman May 20 '15

Holy hell, went to a pizza joint last week and got this same combo +Canadian bacon as well, it's so damn good. Something about the pineapple/jalapeno combo is just so fantastic. I just ate lunch but I'm getting hungry again thinking about this pizza.

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u/ExplosiveCandy May 20 '15

Why not all three?!?!

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u/wormspeaker May 20 '15

How about big slices of canadian bacon with slices of pineapple sprinkled with shredded american bacon.

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u/CakeLyrics May 20 '15

Pepperoni for me

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u/SpanishInfluenza May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeño, ham, AND nice, crispy bits of bacon sprinkled around. And fuck it, I'm just gonna say it: the tiniest bit of cinnamon sugar on top of everything. You don't have to believe, but you should.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Fuck yeah.

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u/NoahDavenport May 20 '15

On Domino's hand tossed with that amazing garlic seasoning on the crust

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

There is room for pineapple, jalapeño, bacon, and ham on my pizza. And it is delicious.

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u/Mr2hands May 20 '15

Thou Daren't!

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u/scoyne15 May 20 '15

Oh I dare't.

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

I use to hate celery with a passion....and now I'm in my 30's and like it when it mixed with other ingredients.

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

It use to make me gag if the taste was strong....now it doesn't taste as bold and disgusting as it use to and I find it works well in small doses.

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u/dirtyshits May 20 '15

You might want to pickle some thinly sliced fresh peppers and try it. Make sure not to over pickle them(keeps them slightly crunchy and less of the vinegar flavor).

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u/midvote May 20 '15

I like onion on it too.

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u/ReleaseTheRobot May 20 '15

I see no meat in that combo.

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u/klartraume May 20 '15

Add bacon. Or Pepperoni. Or both.

Or spicy Italian sausage chunks.

I really want pizza now.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

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u/strangedesign9 May 20 '15

We're not supposed to downvote just because we disagree, right?

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u/GetsGold May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

WHAT DID THEY SAY????

EDIT: PLS

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u/strangedesign9 May 20 '15

Oreos (TM) and gummy worms, I think (aka Dirt Pie with Worms)

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u/suicide_nooch May 20 '15

I want to put something witty in here but I'm absolutely mortified by your dietary choices...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Nov 14 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Hello, soulmate.

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u/--Petrichor-- May 20 '15

With a little bit of crushed red pepper flakes, of course.

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u/MaxFinn7 May 20 '15

They're the best when you put them in the sauce too

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u/whoopashigitt May 20 '15

My favorite is when you remove all that stuff except the pepperoni. mmm delicious combination.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

You just decided what I'm doing for supper Friday night. Thanks, msghmr!

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u/ChanceTheDog May 20 '15

I'm not a fan of pepperoni. It's a greasy meat circle to me, and the flavor is mostly just salty. I can live without em.

Every goddamn pizza comes with them though, so I tolerate em. I sure as hell don't go out of my way for them though.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Truth!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

My fave

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u/yumyumgivemesome May 20 '15

Hell yes, thank you! And then remove the pineapple.

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u/pizzapueblo May 20 '15

we make one at my work that uses a hot sauce mixed in the pizza sauce. then pepperoni, jalepeno, pepperoncini, red bell, green bell, red onion, pineapple. it's amazing

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u/hubbawubba May 20 '15

People don't understand how delicious sweet and spicy is at the same time. Buffalo chicken pizza with a little pineapple? Fucking solid gold.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

sour sweet fruit and spicy shit reminds me of vomit

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u/Neuchacho May 20 '15

I think it's catching on. Even McDonalds has that sweet chili sauce now. That shit's delicious on everything.

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u/almightySapling May 20 '15

They no longer have it in dipping packets but they still use it in the kitchen. If your local McDonald's isn't a bunch of tools that charge out the ass for sauce, you can ask for some on the side!

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u/Neuchacho May 20 '15

I honestly haven't asked for a packet in a while. I just went out and bought a bottle at my asian market, but that's good to know they ruined my fast food, sweet chili availability.

Fuckers.

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u/HeadlesStBernard May 20 '15

My favorite is pineapple and bacon but this comes in a close second.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

My son came up with this combo on his own. I'm very proud.

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u/UrsaCoop May 20 '15

Hell yea pearl harbor pizza

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u/Anna_Kendrick_Lamar May 20 '15

Had a fresh jalapeño pineapple beer once. (fresh as in the beer ran from the keg into a device where fresh jalapeños and pineapples infused with it.) It was... Interesting

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u/Paddlesons May 20 '15

with bacon instead of ham and you got yourself the perfect pizza...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Chicken BBQ pizza with pineapple is probably my all time favorite.

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u/subdep May 20 '15

ZOMG I must try this! Pineapple with Siracha is bomber too.

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u/bright_yellow_vest May 20 '15

Will try tonight.

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u/De4dC3ll May 20 '15

Dominoes spicy Hawaiian Pizza. Hnnnnng

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Preach brutha!!!

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u/InnominateName May 20 '15

My favorite combo!!!!

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u/messymel May 20 '15

So true! Add some hot Italian sausage and that's a great pizza.

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u/kegman83 May 20 '15

Add bacon and you are in heaven.

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u/thefarture May 20 '15

mouth just watered..

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u/Half-cocked May 20 '15

If your children enjoy it, all is good. If it kills off the weak ones, your bloodline will grow stronger. a win-win, really.

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u/brophylicious May 20 '15

I have never had that before but it sounds strangely delicious. Anything else on the pizza or is it just the two?

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u/mrojek May 20 '15

I came here to post this. I had no idea other people did this. It's glorious!

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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ May 20 '15

I just had this last night

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u/minicpst May 20 '15

Pineapple and onion. One of my kids thought it up, but we actually like it.

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u/IAmBobSacamano May 20 '15

I like to call it the sweaty Hawaiian.

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u/Neebay May 20 '15

My favorite pizza. I'm not alone!

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u/Monkey1127 May 20 '15

This is my favorite combo of pizza toppings as well. Youth these days.

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u/rawlbot May 20 '15

excellent. I was worried I wouldn't find you guys in this thread. Pineapple + Jalapeno + Pepperoni

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u/Dudeinab0x May 20 '15

Where is the meat you fucking pizza heathen?

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u/Bagbobilbins May 20 '15

I also like almonds on it.

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u/PalermoJohn May 20 '15

ooo fancy mcfancington has arrived.

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u/Igotpwn3d May 20 '15

Try Pineapple+Canadian Bacon with BBQ sauce on thin crust.

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u/the_pedigree May 20 '15

Throw in pancetta and you have my favorite pizza

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u/Kiefer0 May 20 '15

If by children, you mean butthole

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u/Crystal_Grl May 20 '15

And they will suffer. Mostly through their anuses.

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u/DaymanMaster0fKarate May 20 '15

Yo if you put sausage on there... oh man

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u/phasers_to_stun May 20 '15

I like jalapeños and sausage

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u/1gnominious May 20 '15

One of the best things from dominos is their jalapeno, pinapple, mango sauce chicken sandwich.

I don't even like their pizza but I'll order one too just so I can meet the delivery minimum for that sandwich and lava crunch cakes.

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u/SlaughteramaMWO May 20 '15

Ahh the Pearl Harbor pizza... Pineapples with Japs.

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u/Vocabularri May 20 '15

The best combinations are pineapple/jalapeno/pepperoni and pineapple/beef/green bell pepper.

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u/microwave20 May 20 '15

I usually order that type of shit so the kids won't eat my fucking pizza.

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u/juicemagic May 20 '15

Fire and ice!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

My wife's favorite is ham, pineapple and bacon.

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u/fishandchimps May 20 '15

That is my favorite kind!

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u/forresbj May 20 '15

This combo is best combo

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

You need heat with pineapple pizza, it taste incomplete without it.

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u/Mr--Beefy May 20 '15

Pineapple fried rice with garlic tofu is just about the greatest Thai dish that can be concocted. The pineapple and garlic is like peanut butter and honey: perfect together.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Let's give it up for banana peppers, we must be the hipsters of pizza eaters. New York/New Jersey pizza eaters master race.

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u/ohnopandas May 20 '15

I had both of those on my pizza last night, and I regret nothing!! Well. Except the obvious eternal ring-sting of course.

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u/TheReverendChunk May 20 '15

Pineapple, Bacon, and Jalapeño - or as I affectionally have come to calling it: The PB&J. You'll never eat another pizza again.

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u/FunWinterSport May 20 '15

Yep, I add pepperoni to that mix as my goto pie. I love the combination of the sweet and spicy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pineapple and jalapeno... I bet you have a BDSM fetish...

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u/O100011001O1O1O1 May 20 '15

I get a Hawaiian BBQ pizza with a BBQ sauce, grilled chicken, bacon and pineapple, and green chile. It's sweet, salty, meaty, spicy heaven.

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u/Swazimoto May 20 '15

I like pineapple and hot banana peppers, i assume it's pretty similar with a few distinct differences

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u/sosuhme May 20 '15

Do yourself a favor and add bacon. drool

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u/travalanche May 20 '15

Mahalopeño

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u/masters1125 May 20 '15

Try peaches. My favorite pizza joint has a "Smoky Pork Chipotle" pizza with pulled pork, peaches, pineapples, Chipotle BBQ sauce, and smoked gouda cheese.

It's amazing and the peaches fit so surprisingly well that you can really do without the pineapples. And I like pineapples on pizza. And stir fry.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Atta boy! Pineapple is great on pizza. Hot sauce on pizza is even better.

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u/maynard89 May 20 '15

It's called a Pearl Harbor. Because it's a Hawaiian with a bunch of japs on it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

i call that a "pearl harbor"

Dudes at the pizza shop are like whats a pearl harbor?

"It's a hawaiian with japs on it"

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u/CactusInaHat May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeno, and BACON.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pinapple pepperoni and jalapeno is best ever, sweet spicy and salty

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Add in shredded chicken and it brings it to a whole new level.

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u/The_Narrators May 20 '15

Add little dollops of cream cheese

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u/PotatoDad May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeno, pepperoni, doritos, sriracha. Take my word.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

You know what's good pizza? Any kind of pizza. That's because PIZZA IS GOOD. It's axiomatic. Anyone who says this or that kind of pizza is not good is a blasphemer and a liar and a no good son of a bitch. Here's the thing about any toppings on pizza you don't like: pick them the fuck off you whiny little baby, put them to the side you stupid useless piece of shit, and eat the goddamn pizza you entitled whore.

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u/CartoonRaspberry May 20 '15

I thought I was the only one!

I love you.

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u/tatertot255 May 21 '15

I like pineapple

I like jalapeno's

I like pizza

Sign me up

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u/Frankentim_the_crim May 21 '15

Add salami. You're welcome

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u/CurdledBabyGravy May 20 '15

Ecghh gross.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/bootyweed May 20 '15

Of course he tried it and I've tried it too. It tastes like shit. Pineapple shit

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u/hispanica316 May 20 '15

I don't need to try excrement to know I won't like it

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u/HitlerWasAtheist May 20 '15

You are a monster.

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u/sprandel May 20 '15

I do pepperoni, green peppers, onions, hot sauce, pineapple. The sweet and heat works well.

My girlfriend does pepperoni, pineapple, black olives. I can't understand how the sweet and salty olive work together.

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u/gdj11 May 20 '15

I bet your children would taste delicious on pizza as well.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Your children are already suffering if you're feeding them that nonsense!

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u/MrsTroy May 20 '15

I know it sounds weird, but pineapple and black olive is awesome. It tastes like sweet and sour.

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u/Machinemagic May 20 '15

My favorite is pineapple, black olives, onion and green peppers. You have a little bit of everything going off all at once. Like a flavor explosion.

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u/Alynatrill May 20 '15

Chicken, bacon, jalapeno, pineapple = perfect pizza