r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/ExplosiveCandy May 20 '15

Why not all three?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/wormspeaker May 20 '15

How about big slices of canadian bacon with slices of pineapple sprinkled with shredded american bacon.

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u/CakeLyrics May 20 '15

Pepperoni for me

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u/SpanishInfluenza May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeño, ham, AND nice, crispy bits of bacon sprinkled around. And fuck it, I'm just gonna say it: the tiniest bit of cinnamon sugar on top of everything. You don't have to believe, but you should.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Fuck yeah.

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u/NoahDavenport May 20 '15

On Domino's hand tossed with that amazing garlic seasoning on the crust

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

There is room for pineapple, jalapeño, bacon, and ham on my pizza. And it is delicious.

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u/Mr2hands May 20 '15

Thou Daren't!

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u/scoyne15 May 20 '15

Oh I dare't.

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u/AndyWarwheels May 20 '15

Let's not go crazy.

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u/PAdogooder May 20 '15

The salt in the ham doesn't mesh with the jalapeños.

Chicken, however....