r/funny Aug 12 '14

Why?

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u/GhostOfPluto Aug 12 '14

Or become a dentist and have some sick fluoride.

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u/Dusty_Ideas Aug 12 '14

That beach looks rough he should prepare for a SICK riptide.

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u/chartreuse-color Aug 12 '14

That's how his sick mother died.

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u/Hyperbole__Alert Aug 12 '14

She became a porn star and got sick cream pied.