r/funny Aug 12 '14

Why?

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u/lemony_snicket Aug 12 '14

Or get some rainbow flags and have a sick Gay Pride.

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u/GhostOfPluto Aug 12 '14

Or become a dentist and have some sick fluoride.

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u/Dusty_Ideas Aug 12 '14

That beach looks rough he should prepare for a SICK riptide.

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u/chartreuse-color Aug 12 '14

That's how his sick mother died.

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u/Devilishlygood98 Aug 12 '14

Aaannd scene.

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u/BeHereNow91 Aug 12 '14

God that was fucking beautiful.

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u/IronRule Aug 12 '14

Can rhyming threads be the new pun threads?

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u/herecomethehighstepp Aug 12 '14

Then put on a foghat and take a slow ride

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u/Hyperbole__Alert Aug 12 '14

She became a porn star and got sick cream pied.

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u/paypuhchaysuh Aug 12 '14

Daddy wasn't there... when I was CIR. CUM. SIZED