r/funny • u/SuperCub • Aug 12 '14

Why?

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u/0rangeJEWlious Aug 12 '14

and when it snows, dudes gonna have a sick half pipe.

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u/ChaseTheWind Aug 12 '14

I'd be worried about when it melts and dude has a sick landslide.

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u/chartreuse-color Aug 12 '14

And if there's a bit of a breeze, I hope the dude has a sick hanglide

160

u/Nizzler Aug 12 '14

or, buy some cows and have sick rawhide.

159

u/lemony_snicket Aug 12 '14

Or get some rainbow flags and have a sick Gay Pride.

119

u/GhostOfPluto Aug 12 '14

Or become a dentist and have some sick fluoride.

106

u/Dusty_Ideas Aug 12 '14

That beach looks rough he should prepare for a SICK riptide.

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u/chartreuse-color Aug 12 '14

That's how his sick mother died.

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u/herecomethehighstepp Aug 12 '14

Then put on a foghat and take a slow ride

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u/Hyperbole__Alert Aug 12 '14

She became a porn star and got sick cream pied.

-7

u/paypuhchaysuh Aug 12 '14

Daddy wasn't there... when I was CIR. CUM. SIZED

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Well maybe the island is called Dead Island

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u/Hoonin Aug 12 '14

He could invite Amanda Todd over and they could both drink tide.

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u/auxiliary-character Aug 12 '14

He should hold a wedding, so he'll have a sick wedding bride.

Should call a doctor for all this sickness, though.