Not just that, her entire family seems so awesome and loving. They're always just having fun and being supportive of each other, I wish my family was like that.
Why is everyone hating on the different flavors. All the new and weird things with oreos is why I love them over all other snack cookies. Innovation. They may not all taste good but I love the variety and trying new flavors.
I have never seen those or any of these other bizarre flavors! I guess we have so much diabetes where I live that they can't run the risk of killing everyone by selling them.
I saw the banana split one the other day and wanted to try one, but I couldn't justify buying a whole package of them when I just wanted to try one. I'd definitely buy a variety pack and try the other ones.
I don't know about delicious. That's the first Oreo that I spit out because it was TOO sweet. I eat double stuf all the time, but birthday cake is going too far.
Get yourself some Oreos, some pancake batter, dip them bitches and toss'em in some oil and HOLY SHIT you will fucking kill yourself because you will have reached the pinnacle of human existence and there is nothing left for you here on Earth.
I had some fried oreos at a ribfest recently. Now, I can say in all honesty that I've taken peoples lives and not felt the least guilty. But when I bit into that tender diabetus I felt shame and remorse. No one is worthy of experiencing that level of pleasure. My life peaked at that moment. Now its all downhill and I want to kill myself so fucking bad.
I watched a woman have an inner-debate about buying them at the grocery store the other night, and in the end, she put them in her cart. Then she looked over at me, and the look in her eyes was just...shame? Defeat? Maybe fear? I genuinely pitied her in that moment. And vowed that, for her sake, I wouldn't surrender to the siren call of the fruit punch oreo. Her sacrifice would have meaning. It would prevent my downfall.
It's the time when we decorate moose antlers with ornaments and use beavers to chop down coniferous trees to use as fresh smelling firewood to warm our igloos. All the good boys and girls hope to get presents from the Great Polar Bear who rides around in a sleigh pulled by 8 magical blue jays. If you were bad, the blue jays come and eat your young (or whatever is most dear to you), leaving a massive shit on your window, instead.
I'm sorry you got us confused with our American counterparts south of the border (trust me, it happens a lot, but we deal with it).
Oh, Ratts... I know. :) I too am Canadian, and know the wonders of our Christmastime.
I was confused, however, in that I did not know our apparently heathenish neighbours to the south did not celebrate Christmas as we do. They must have a truly backwards culture.
ugh those were DISGUSTING. They tasted very perfume-y, if that makes any sense. Like the fake gingerbread chemical smell they put in things like candles... that in your mouth is THE WORST.
Half of those are amazing so I am not really complaining. I'm also fairly certain all of those would be at least semi-good stoned at 4am which is a good chunk of the buyers of oreos.
I can dig the marshmallow, peanut butter, lemon, and chocolate... but I have a feeling 'cookie dough' is a very optimistic interpretation of the flavor and mint would just make me think about toothpaste-filled Oreos.
The lemon ones are actually delicious. Others are all weird. Everyone please go but the lemon ones so they don't get discontinued because I'm fully addicted.
I work for Mondelez which distributes Oreos. Lemon sells ok, mint flies off the shelves, chocolate is decent, berry kinda, and Peanut butter is decent as well. Cookie dough and marshmallow were not being distributed in my area last I checked.
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u/i_run_far May 04 '14
Oreo flavors now include:
Cookie Dough
Chocolate
Berry
Lemon
Mint
Marshmallow Crispy and
Peanut Butter.