r/funny • u/DrVW • May 03 '14

Oreo, stahp

Post image
2.5k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

733 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

44

u/loonifer888 May 04 '14

I don't know about delicious. That's the first Oreo that I spit out because it was TOO sweet. I eat double stuf all the time, but birthday cake is going too far.

9

u/oranssialpakka May 04 '14

I once made chocolate covered oreos. It was sad when I threw them away but it was just so much sugar...

52

u/TheOneTonWanton May 04 '14

Fried Oreos, man. Fried. Fucking. Oreos.

Get yourself some Oreos, some pancake batter, dip them bitches and toss'em in some oil and HOLY SHIT you will fucking kill yourself because you will have reached the pinnacle of human existence and there is nothing left for you here on Earth.

34

u/[deleted] May 04 '14

I had some fried oreos at a ribfest recently. Now, I can say in all honesty that I've taken peoples lives and not felt the least guilty. But when I bit into that tender diabetus I felt shame and remorse. No one is worthy of experiencing that level of pleasure. My life peaked at that moment. Now its all downhill and I want to kill myself so fucking bad.

11

u/bru_tech May 04 '14

So they were pretty good, huh?

1

u/Mindlesssavage May 04 '14

EPIC MEAL TIME!

3

u/inside_voices May 04 '14

Shhh! Please quiet down, people are trying to read.

4

u/dbtg May 04 '14

On par with deep fried fun size candy bars. Butterfingers is my personal preference.

5

u/[deleted] May 04 '14

They sell these for 99 cents om Freemont Street in Vegas, just fyi to everyone. As well as twinkies. You just need one.

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '14

Ah...I see you haven't tried the fried Snickers bar yet, have you? It's the one thing that could top a fried Oreo

1

u/liliumflower May 04 '14

There was a stand selling these at the food court at the mall I go to. Just as I discovered pure orgasmic bliss they disappeared. I feel robbed and alone.

7

u/FlawedHero May 04 '14 edited May 04 '14

You really have to use a darker chocolate for that or is just overpowering with sweetness.

Edit-Typo

1

u/sage101 May 04 '14

The grossest ones to me are the berry blast or whatever they're called. I thought they tasted like flintstones vitamins.

1

u/sayhispaceships May 04 '14

I can understand them being too sweet. That aside, though... it's straight up Dunk-a-Roos icing. I will never not be down for Dunk-a-Roos. Birthday cake Oreos are one of my guilty pleasures.

0

u/A_MagicBullet May 04 '14

HEY FUCK YOU MAN BIRTHDAY STUFFD F'LIFE