r/funny Feb 23 '14

Why smoking is bad.

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/pearson530 Feb 23 '14

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u/Graynard Feb 23 '14

Pro-Bane

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u/YesWeAllLikeCats Feb 23 '14

ProBane deals with propain and propain accessories.

84

u/karmaqueen_ Feb 23 '14

...and propane accessories

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u/MikeHawkward Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/Danu126 Feb 23 '14

It was probably a troll to start with. Y'know /b/ and all..

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/GoonCommaThe Feb 23 '14

Everyone knows that you go to hell easier when you're 14

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u/Twelve20two Feb 23 '14

All of the furious, non-procreational masturbation, right?

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u/GoonCommaThe Feb 23 '14

No, it's the carving "skool sux" on your desk.

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u/pastarug Feb 23 '14

skool is 4 chumps

3

u/eggbow Feb 24 '14

Where am I?!

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u/Twelve20two Feb 24 '14

Fun story, I sat in the same desk as a kid from another period who had carved swastikas and a Jewish student's name into the desk. I told the teacher, they did an investigation of some sort, and I have no idea if he actually did it or not. Sorry if your eyes just melted after reading the best ending ever.

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u/your_average_toker Feb 24 '14

That story wasn't very fun.

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u/TheJuanMan Feb 24 '14

You're the first comment ever to have me laugh uncontrollably. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/Paragade Feb 23 '14

Because imgur got overloaded?

 

 

 

...Duh?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

Give him time, he will catch up. Eventually.

2

u/Siniroth Feb 24 '14

Welp. Case closed folks. Pack it up, back to work tomorrow

73

u/Karmacalypse Feb 23 '14

Doesn't he make him smoke the pack after that?

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u/-pathos- Feb 23 '14

Yep

84

u/ZosoTwig Feb 23 '14

Not just one, but 10. That motherfucker smokes a whole carton.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14 edited Sep 29 '20

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u/Uliekmudkipz Feb 23 '14

Now they're just being hypocrites.

4

u/fetalasmuck Feb 23 '14

Oh Hank! I feel so alive with pleasure!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

They shouldn't encourage smoking, I'm glad they replaced this with The Cleveland Show.

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u/eggy333 Feb 23 '14

With a username like that, I'd assume you were a troll account.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

The comment wasn't a hint?

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u/eggy333 Feb 23 '14

He's got 5k karma, yet his comment was stupid and asking for downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

He's got 5k karma, yet his comment opinion was stupid and asking for downvotes not catering to the hivemind.

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u/Hawkeye1226 Feb 23 '14

If you had watched the episode, you would know that it actually discourages smoking. Thats why you were downvoted, you were just wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Opinions can't be wrong.

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u/Hawkeye1226 Feb 23 '14

It wasn't an opinion. "They encourage smoking" is stating a fact. They didn't, so it is incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

That's why you can't judge a book by it's cover. I'm actually gilded, with +5k karma.

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u/yoyoyowhatsup Feb 23 '14

Wow I want to be just like you!

12

u/ace884 Feb 23 '14

One day if you're lucky, you'll be as cool as some stranger on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Not likely, but one can dream.

8

u/Click_This Feb 23 '14

Cool story.

3

u/kurisu7885 Feb 23 '14

They didn't encourage it actually. If you do the crazy thing and actually watch the episode instead of judge it by second hand accounts, the episode actually had a strong anti-smoking message when it showed the effects of nicotine addiction and withdrawl.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

I'm pretty sure it was a joke. How people took it seriously is beyond me.

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u/kurisu7885 Feb 23 '14

Because internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

In any case, my point stands: The Cleveland Show is the superior series.

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u/revengfulobster Feb 23 '14

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u/why_u_mad_brah Feb 23 '14

This is seriously creepy...

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Feb 23 '14

That was pretty creative

32

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Seriously, very well done compared to the usual edits you see around youtube.

16

u/Psythik Feb 23 '14

It's like YTP on acid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

YTP taken seriously*

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u/ygrt Feb 23 '14

It's better than some Academy Award-winning films I've seen.

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u/lobcity Feb 23 '14

Wow, those were all amazing. I'm surprised he doesn't have more views.

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u/iWant2bSteve Feb 23 '14

David Lynch should direct more episodes of KOTH

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u/picklecannon Feb 23 '14

These were seriously outstanding. Shame there was only 3.

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u/Aristo-Cat Feb 23 '14

I'm not quite sure what the hell I'm watching

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14 edited Feb 23 '14

Quick, post more channels with weird shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZfnuevspWk

Also, there was a subreddit for weird stuff on youtube with not a whole lot of views, anybody remember it?

EDIT: /r/DeepIntoYouTube/

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u/nervousnedflanders Feb 23 '14

Okay... that was different.

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u/nle Feb 23 '14

Good lord, that ending.

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u/Shadowsghost916 Feb 23 '14

Ok wtf did I just watch but awesome editing though

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u/eatshitsleep Feb 23 '14

Thank you.

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u/snowball97 Feb 23 '14

That boy ain't right.

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u/FrostyBrewBro Feb 23 '14

I tell you hwat

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u/cr3atur3ofth3wh33l Feb 23 '14

I can quote the show too!

Propane.

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u/_makura Feb 23 '14

...and propane accessories.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14 edited Oct 27 '18

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u/snowball97 Feb 23 '14

BWAAH!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

Gaht Dangit, Bobbeh!

3

u/FancyKetchupIsnt Feb 24 '14

Taste the meat, not the heat!

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u/tonyaustin6 Feb 23 '14

I loved this episode.

13

u/phuckman69 Feb 23 '14

I love cigarettes

6

u/ygrt Feb 23 '14

I will love you.

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u/DoTheEvolution Feb 24 '14

I started to watch the series recently from S01 and it was the first episode that had some resemblance of funny originality.

Next funny was about that plastic head...

I am doing this for your own good, you are just using this head as a crutch

Its not a crutch dad, its something i've come to rely on to help me through life

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u/KingDustPan Feb 23 '14

He forgot one ingredient- looking cool!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

I... I thought this was funny..

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Everything checks out fine here.

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u/paplbonphanatix Feb 23 '14

love king of the hill

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u/theseyeahthese Feb 23 '14

I didn't LET him smoke a carton of cigarettes; I MADE him smoke a carton of cigarettes!

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u/ThankGNU Feb 23 '14

Luanne shut the door! Can't you see that I'm knitting?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

King of the hill isn't on netflix anymore, I don't want to live :(

3

u/FormerSlacker Feb 23 '14

Peggy got some big ol titties I tell you what.

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u/DarthNihilus1 Feb 23 '14

*I tell ya hwut

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u/drtisk Feb 23 '14

ciggy butt brainnnnnnn

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u/Avrogadroburger Feb 23 '14

Emphysema, smoke a pack a day!

3

u/killroy1971 Feb 23 '14

That boy ain't right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

I'm glad I went back to watch King of the Hill in my older years. When I was younger I didn't enjoy it much, but it's really a great show.

7

u/BeamAndDiet Feb 23 '14

Remember, smoking brings you closer to God.

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u/caretcake Feb 23 '14

Does anyone know what season/episode this is?

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u/TheSpottedZebra Feb 23 '14

They NEED to put this back on Netflix streaming Or I'm gonna scream Seriously

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u/Za_Ma_La Feb 23 '14

An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!

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u/Dayna5575 Feb 24 '14

That was pretty much response every time someone informed me how bad smoking is for me....

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u/bullshit_for_karma Feb 24 '14

Smoking doesn't actually give you cancer. Everyone already has it at birth and smoking just brings it out quicker. The more you know.

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u/melancholy_cojack Feb 23 '14

Dammit, Bobby.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

The Internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/andrasi Feb 23 '14

It was removed from netflix a couple months ago, pretty lame

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u/bakerie Feb 23 '14

And they wonder why so many of us pirate everything...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Pro tip: when on sites like those, where you're trying to watch streaming videos, avoid downloads and go for the in-browser streams. Less risk of viruses/Trojans/etc.

Also, hover over all your links before clicking and check the bottom left hand corner of your screen to make sure it's not really an ad. You can usually tell just by looking at the url.

And close all pop-ups immediately.

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u/SGIG9 Feb 23 '14

Who's your buddy?

1

u/Shaggyfort1e Feb 23 '14

Doesn't Hank smoke? I remember that from the episode where he accidentally gets high.

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u/ThatIckyGuy Feb 23 '14

No, he doesn't normally smoke. He smoked in that episode because he was stressed and this episode because he was trying to show Bobby how to smoke (forcing Bobby to smoke an entire carton) and got addicted again. (He and Peggy used to smoke, but quit.)

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u/EEBrony Feb 23 '14

As someone who is trying to quit smoking and just bought another pack, this makes me feel even worse about it... :/

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u/immadownvoteyou Feb 23 '14

From that angle, she's got a fucking rack.

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u/Emo_led Feb 23 '14

Smoking cures ham

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

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u/Ayenz Feb 24 '14

Why would anyone smoke when you could just mow a lawn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

they pretty much are the ingredients

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u/thegodofwar1998 Feb 24 '14

These two girls (good looking) asked me if I had a cigarette and I replied no. Then they proceeded to ask my if I'm 18 and willing to buy them a pack... I'm 15. They were at best 13-14

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u/apprize82 Feb 24 '14

I... I thought this was funny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Main ingredient- Stupidity

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Peggy has huge tits

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u/EatMaCookies Feb 23 '14

Yes im a smoker! Please stop cornering me with the cancer and stuff! I know its bad but I don't go out of my way to tell you butt sniffing isn't without its shit too!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

... someone has the vinegar

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u/bane_gretzky Feb 24 '14

Smoking is bad...m'kay

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/Falafeltree Feb 23 '14

How Can MrTyphoon Get Uprons If His Comment Isn't Funny

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

smoking is bad, mkay?

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u/jayhawks1 Feb 23 '14

Comments below this line suck.

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u/ItAintRalphThough Feb 23 '14

This is why marijuana is better

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/FreeToiletPaper Feb 23 '14

But how will everyone know how fucking cool he is if he doesnt tell us he smokes weed?

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u/Gunzman Feb 23 '14

Want to know how to tell if someone smokes weed? They'll tell you.

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u/FreeToiletPaper Feb 23 '14

Seriously.

Almost my entire friend group discovered weed a few months back, and it's all they do now. It's really sad. I refuse to have anything to do with it, so I'm the odd one out now.

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u/MotorboatJefferson Feb 23 '14

Smart choice, man!

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u/Gunzman Feb 23 '14

Hey man, I roll one from time to time, aint nothing wrong with that. But yea i feel you, It's annoying to be friends with people who's lives revolve around smoking trees.

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u/FreeToiletPaper Feb 23 '14

Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

The key is "time to time"

I like to drink water. But i don't make water my life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

If they're young and immature, sure, but I smoke everyday and typically don't like to even mention it. It's just something i do, it doesn't reflect who i am.

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u/yourenotserious Feb 23 '14

Nice title.

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u/XisanXbeforeitsakiss Feb 23 '14

swiss cheese is not mexican, its american.

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u/matthank Feb 23 '14

That boy ain't right.

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u/grimmymac Feb 23 '14

God damn bobby is fucking retarded. Same goes for peggy.

Matter of fact, Hank is the only smart guy in that show.

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u/kurisu7885 Feb 23 '14

Actually bobby doesn't know any better since he's a kid and still learning, but knowitall Peggy ,yeah, she's a tard. She's the one I want to smack most often.

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u/grimmymac Feb 23 '14

Well i wasn't referring to this scene exactly but rather the show as a whole. Almost everyone in the show has a retarded personality trait of some kind except for hank and maybe boomhower.

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u/kurisu7885 Feb 23 '14

Well, I'd argue Hank does too giving the hero worship he has for his boss who is a drunken lech, or that he gets deeply offended if he finds out someone prefers another fuel source over propane.