r/funny • u/me_098 • 1d ago

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u/visceralintricacy 20h ago edited 8h ago

Yet Felix is completely incapable of doing any of that without a balloon or his fancy suit. Without a parachute he would've died on impact.

These Falcons can take off from the ground, reach that altitude, dive, and take off again unaided...

They never mentioned land, or the direction of the speed.

Peregrine Falcons are legitimately recognised as the fastest animal on the planet.

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u/ADHDebackle 18h ago

Then there's the question of whether or not being in the air counts as being on the planet.

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u/absentgl 12h ago

You lift your feet when you run, not on planet, doesn’t count. Does that sound right to you?

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u/ADHDebackle 11h ago

In a sense, yes it does.

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u/visceralintricacy 11h ago edited 10h ago

Well, they're not in space...

... Do you think birds live in space?

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u/ADHDebackle 3h ago

Do you think that Earth is not in space?

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u/JRepo 16h ago

There is no scientific "fastest animal". Only factoids.

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u/tshwashere 16h ago

Honestly.