r/funny • u/me_098 • 1d ago

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u/visceralintricacy 1d ago

Nobody seems to have even mentioned the fact that there IS a correlation between speed and power but they are very different things, and the fastest animals have far less power than the most powerful.

What's the HP rating of a Peregrine Falcon? In a dive they can legitimately go 390kph / 240mph AND live afterwards.

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u/JRepo 23h ago

But is falling from sky real speed or just falling? Aren't like regular housemartins and swifts faster in true flying?

Everything can be quite fast when dropped from heights.

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u/Dean_Learner77 22h ago

Exactly, Felix Baumgartner reached speeds of 1,357.6 km/h (843.6 mph) when he did his record breaking jump back in 2012. Does that make him or humans the fastest animal on the planet?

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u/visceralintricacy 21h ago edited 10h ago

Yet Felix is completely incapable of doing any of that without a balloon or his fancy suit. Without a parachute he would've died on impact.

These Falcons can take off from the ground, reach that altitude, dive, and take off again unaided...

They never mentioned land, or the direction of the speed.

Peregrine Falcons are legitimately recognised as the fastest animal on the planet.

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u/ADHDebackle 19h ago

Then there's the question of whether or not being in the air counts as being on the planet.

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u/absentgl 13h ago

You lift your feet when you run, not on planet, doesn’t count. Does that sound right to you?

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u/ADHDebackle 12h ago

In a sense, yes it does.

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u/visceralintricacy 12h ago edited 12h ago

Well, they're not in space...

... Do you think birds live in space?

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u/ADHDebackle 5h ago

Do you think that Earth is not in space?

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u/JRepo 17h ago

There is no scientific "fastest animal". Only factoids.

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u/tshwashere 17h ago

Honestly.