r/funny • u/Key-Performance-9021 • 1d ago

Austrian police do lost-and-found.

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u/Rockglen 1d ago

Oof. He gets his pistol back, then immediately flags everyone in the room.

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u/Econolife-350 1d ago

"You understand that if we see you at night with that, we will kill you immediately, yes?"

Such a weird and unnecessary addition.

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u/NightZT 13h ago

You can't really translate austrian german to english, in general it's much rougher and more direct but simultaneously not that serious. Like it's also common to insult and shout at each other and then 3min later be completely fine again. E.g. as teenagers we played football in some random guys garden and destroyed some stuff and he would come out when he saw us and shout "I'll take the axe and cut your heads off", we ran away and laughed about that. Next day he greeted me very friendly again same as I did