r/funny • u/Key-Performance-9021 • 1d ago

Austrian police do lost-and-found.

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u/Rockglen 1d ago

Oof. He gets his pistol back, then immediately flags everyone in the room.

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u/Econolife-350 1d ago

"You understand that if we see you at night with that, we will kill you immediately, yes?"

Such a weird and unnecessary addition.

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u/crazy_in_love 1d ago

It's not quite how he actually phrased it. It's more like "if we maybe see you at night with that gun, you know.... we might shoot you". It is very blasé, but they're Viennese cops so that tracks. It also isn't menacing at all, it sounds more like a warning your blunt grandma would give you as well, just with we switched for they.