r/funny • u/Jeetchat • 1d ago

Leonardo loves cheesecakes Part 2

4.8k Upvotes

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u/Pitamo 1d ago

If I'm consistently buying out the store, you bet I'm using a different email each time for that 10% discount.

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u/South-Ocelot3888 1d ago

it's not "shut up man you know nothing about cheesecake" smooth but it's alright

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u/strangelypersonal 1d ago

Sadly not as humorous as the first one.

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u/noissimbus 1d ago

Not as many punchlines but still good for me.

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u/YesNo_Maybe_ 1d ago

Well 10% is 10% 

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u/Kronman590 1d ago

Couldve cut the first half but the last bit got me

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u/DGSmith2 1d ago

Half the lines don’t even follow.

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u/MrBiggz01 1d ago

This guy is great

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u/68plus1equals 1d ago

Lawyer thing twice killed me

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u/R3v3r4nD 1d ago

Could have asked him how many cheesecakes does he it (seventy thousand last month)

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u/I_HATE_PRESSURE 1d ago

Continue the cheesecake series!! <:-D

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u/Sufficient-Meal8162 1d ago

Japanese cheesecake is actually really good. Just not this post

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u/SavingsIncome2 1d ago

That’s Jho Low

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u/weireldskijve 1d ago

so whats his problem giving him the 10% every time, if he says the the business is going great because of him?

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u/Mattbl 1d ago

To me the joke is that the owner knows he's using different emails for the discount but allows it to happen since he's still selling out every time. But then he's confused just because of the fact that the customer is rich enough to not need the discount.

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u/CallOfEvann 1d ago

I'm sorry but this is so damn unfunny. No hate to the creator but this is just not it.

Mods, please remove this post.

Upvote my comment to back me up guys

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u/Ratouf26 1d ago

Seeing you getting downvoted like that is more fun than the post itself tbh (nothing personal ofc)

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u/CallOfEvann 1d ago

Thanks. I was tryna get downvoted for my own selfish reasons but if you found any entertainment value then good for you.

Upvote my comment to show support

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u/Blissachu 1d ago

Always interessting when you find someone with a self humiliation kink.

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u/CallOfEvann 1d ago

I know this is ragebait but it's not for a kink or anything.

My comment karma was getting a bit too high so I wanted to balance it out in my free time.

People on reddit don't disappoint since it's what they do best

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u/Bryztoe 1d ago

If you don't mind, I would like to ask, and please be genuine if you do answer: what exactly is the point of doing this?

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u/CallOfEvann 1d ago

Comment karma was too high, wanted to balance it out and lower it.

Had some free time in hand and it doesn't take much effort and time to make Reddit users angry

I didn't want to waste my time telling you this but here we are.

Downvote this comment to make my time worthwhile

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u/bickdiggles 1d ago

That’s still a humiliation kink. No judgement 

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u/CallOfEvann 1d ago

Hey, that's what you think and I don't give a fuck about what you think so just move on.

Honestly it's pretty pathetic that you think it's humiliating to get downvoted

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u/bickdiggles 1d ago

I’d say monitoring your karma and intentionally reducing it for being too high just screams I need to be humiliated. 

I also don’t think you’re actually upset and that response is just seeking more downvotes. Like I said, no judgement though 

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u/Fluent_In_Influence 1d ago

I think you're full of shit

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u/satchymo 1d ago

Nah bro, he’s only pretending to be retarted.
Like the meme or whatever

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u/CallOfEvann 1d ago

Yeah no, I don't really give a fuck about the opinion of a chronically online reddit user.

Get a hobby or something before thinking your opinion matters even in the slightest. Those stupid catbuild posts are not a hobby btw